Latest Posts by lavenderhayes12 - Page 9

It's in the eye of the beholder

when you split up parts of yourself between your ocs

Perona daddy said he was on call

Via: alpine_endurance_team:

"Bienvenue au Mans, Esteban"

“kimi antonelli could be racing in f1 as soon as spain!”

kimi antonelli is like 12 and needs to go to bed can these f1 teams please be normal for two seconds

parfois la violence c'est bien aussi.

hope the pope won’t run into macron and trudeau together at the g7 or he’s going to have to learn homophobic slurs in french too

international catholics: omg can’t believe our woke pope has used a slur… i feel so betrayed

italians:

me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french

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The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.

Column 1: Socially acceptable and common: -Je m’en fiche -J’en ai rien à faire* (*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)

Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking: -Je m’en fous -(J’en ai) rien à foutre

Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation: -(Je)* m’en tape -(Je) m’en branle -(Je) m’en balec’ -(Je) m’en bats les couilles -(J’en ai) rien à battre -(J’en ai) rien à branler -”Balec’” (* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)

Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny: -J’en ai* rien à carrer -J’en ai* rien à cirer -Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard) -Je m’en balance -J’en ai* rien à péter (* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à …” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)

Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny: -Je m’en contrefiche -Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne -J’en ai rien à fiche

Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal: -Je m’en contrefous

Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny): -Peu m’importe -Il m’importe peu -Je n’en ai cure -Je ne m'en soucie guère

Destiel Category 5 event is NOTHING compared to the Eric Ciotti timeline

well. it’s pretty obvious to me that they have a boys holiday booked that’s all

do sex scenes in (non porno) movies bother you?

Yes, theres no point in them

Yes, but only if there's alot of them

Yes, I'm sex repulsed

Yes, other reason

No, I think it can add to it (how?)

No, I think it's fine

No, other reason

I don't care

This came to me in a dream

Just because I lost photoshop that doesn’t mean I can’t make poorly edited shitposts.

so matt's absolutely giving scorched earth orders behind the scenes right. Not only are publically visible transfems dropping like flies, but every third person who musters up the audacity to comment negatively on Staff or Matt about this vanishes fucking instantly

French leftists are making edits and Fancams of French left politician to increase our chance to beat the far-right next month.

You might see it as stupid or funny, but this is actually a very smart strategy. We know a part of the people who voted for far-right this weekend don't care about politics and just voted for the guy because he has an active tiktok account.

So if people want to be dumb let's play at their level.

But who WHO can sit at France table and say I have a more entertaining political life than you ?

NO ONE !

- the right (Republican Party ) leader said he allied with the far right who came first at the European

- All his colleagues said he took this decision alone and had a vote to fire him

-HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AT NOON AND LOCKED HIMSELF UP !!

- All the other members of the Republican Party are at the door and they said : « he is a traitor to ally with the far right so we will enter the building and he is no longer our leader AND WE WILL remove him from the facility physically if need be and that the psyc yard and the far right can come get him themselves too😭

-They found the women who has a double of the key two hours later and opened n the doors

- All the leftist parties made an alliance and their voters are MAKING TIKTOK EDITS ON THEIR CANDIDATES TO SEDUCE THE OTHER VOTERS

THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE A MEEEEESSSS

NEW ADDITION : Rumour has it the president of the region (kinda like a county/state) SLAPPED THE GUY WHEN HE GOT OUT !! VALERIE MAY HAVE SLAPPED ERIC !!!

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.

Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:

you can leave haikyuu brainrot but the haikyuu brainrot will never leave you

faggot

pope francis?!?!?!?!?

Your fav is hotter fat. not sorry because its true.

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in french leftists on election day

y'all...

To all the people asking "how are we feeling after seeing the results 😀😀".

c’est juste pour dire que la jeunesse emmerde le Front National, bisous

Front Populaire ! Union de la Gauche aux Législatives de l'Urgence

À l'initiative de plusieurs député·es de gauche, le Front Populaire nait ! En espérant que ça aille très vite très loin et qu'on remporte les élections législatives que notre président nous impose en moins de 20 jours...

https://frontpopulaire-2024.fr/

Pour rappel :

les élections européennes finissent avec l'extrême-droite en premier parti en France, et de manière globale une montée de l'extrême-droite et des conservateurs,

la gauche a fait des résultats médiocres, les partis écolos sont descendus en flèche... Bref, rien ne va,

Macron a annoncé la dissolution de l'Assemblée Nationale dans la foulée des résultats, nous imposant des élections législatives pour la remplacer les 30 juin et 7 juillet.

Il faut répliquer, vite et fort ! Ce n'est pas le moment de se décourager, mais bien d'agir !

Interpellez les député·s (ou candidat·es) de gauche de votre circonscription pour lui demander (imposer) de rejoindre le Front Populaire. Cela inclut évidemment les écolos, il faut remettre de l'écologie dans la politique. C'est vital.

On a pas le temps pour chipoter, pour choisir un programme parfait ou quoi que ce soit. On doit avoir une liste commune et tou·tes voter pour, c'est tout. Sinon les fascistes (Rassemblement National) risquer de frôler la majorité...

Faites tourner, ne restez pas seul·e dans votre coin, rejoignez un groupe local de votre parti (même si c'est juste pour avoir les infos et ne pas forcément participer aux réunions ou quoi, osef), collez des affiches, gueulez dans la rues, sortez en manifestation, faites en sorte de ne laisser personne se dire que voter RN c'est pas si mauvais que ça.

Y'a des vies en jeu.

Si vous ne le faites pas pour vous, faites-le pour vos ami·es, ou juste par sympathie/compassion/empathie pour les autres. Pour le futur. Whatever. Y'a toujours une bonne raison de se battre ✊

had a nosebleed tonight and I was looking at my self in the mirror with blood literally running down my face while leaning against the doorframe and my mind goes ‘oh hell yeah I look masc as fuck’

so there you have it, nosebleeds are gender affirming

I'm fascinated by the way that the french manage to put their frenchness in everything they do. From the art to the way they'll design tram lines, every time I see something that makes me think "hmm, this has french vibes" and look it up, it's french, by a french designer, creator, builder, photographer, etc. Like you can't picture the most french possible way for something to be before you see it, and once you do, you'll just think "yeah, that's about what I should have expected." The most french possible way to light a cigarette, or train a dog to do a trick.

This one time me and my boyfriend were at his parents' place, with the TV on in the background, and showing some quirky detective show. It was in french, with an overwhelmingly white cast, but there was something about it that kept scratching my brain. Not in a negative way, but making me go "hmm" nonetheless. Not quite like uncanny valley, but close. Turns out the show was Belgian.

Much like the uncanny valley is about the unsettling feeling of seeing something that looks exactly like a person, but lacks the spark of something that would make it human, I was experiencing the fascinated feeling of witnessing something that was entirely in french, but had an uncanny absence of frenchness.