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Honestly, it was like a switch was flipped. The moment I started the car I got cold sweats, my hands were shaky, my legs felt numb. I literally just went cold and it hurts because I was perfectly fine before, so this just made the confidence I had plummet.
Okay, people. I just miserably failed my driving test because my dumbass low-key had an anxiety attack the moment I sat down next to the examiner in the car and forgot to lower the emergency brake. If anybody has been through something of the sorts and you see this post by any coincidence, please let me know because I'm having a hard time convincing myself that I'm not a complete failure.
Okay, people. I just miserably failed my driving test because my dumbass low-key had an anxiety attack the moment I sat down next to the examiner in the car and forgot to lower the emergency brake. If anybody has been through something of the sorts and you see this post by any coincidence, please let me know because I'm having a hard time convincing myself that I'm not a complete failure.
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List of Chapters for my fanfiction named;
The premium version of human is here to wreak house, mfs.
Prologue (Shit's about to go down.)
(Pls reblog, it gives motivation :3)
(P.s If there's anything wrong with the links, pls tell me)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Tyrannical blood rose (Aka. Catan's anger issues mixed with Luke's height, and amplified by Luci's legendary stick up the ass.)
Chp. 1.1 (Yet to be available)
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Sunset Revolution (Aka. Belphie but with less yanda-yandar-eyi and more turning people into sanda-sandy-eyi.)
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Fishy practices (Aka. Solomon but somehow shadier due to the lack of fucks given towards the betterment of humanity. Feat. Barbatos' clone + his chaotic lookalike.)
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One man coup d'etat (Aka. It's snek boi time with illegal imprisonment in what is equivalent to a boot camp sprinkled in for some flavor.)
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The envy of the fairest (Aka. Asmodeus but with less manwhore tendencies.)
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Be my Persephone (Aka. Why is no one in this goddamn school normal?!)
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Coming soon! (Still thinking of titles)
Wake up darlings!
Nimona is on YouTube!
If you weren't able to break into Netflix to watch the best movie ever now you can watch it for real on YouTube. Please this is Tumblrs real from sketch to feature length moment.
Nate gives us so much good content. I wish we could get Nimona that Oscar.
Fitting that he's giving katakuri flowers
I see a valentine in your future 💕
Bad Girls Club by Xin Yingzong
Twst/DDV AU? [OB!Characters]
Has anyone ever done a Twisted Wonderland/Disney Dreamlight Valley AU? A reader that comes from DDV, who knows and even grew up with all of the seven (I know not all of them are in the game, but they surely can be added with time), and the reader just keeps on talking about them as if they were friends. The scandal!
Riddle would collar you as soon as you dared to speak so casually of the Queen of Hearts, but once you showed him some pictures of you and the Queen going on tea parties, he would be so sorry for it. He would be fascinated with you because if the Queen was that close of a friend with you, surely it was for a good reason!
Leona would be somewhat impressed. I mean, Scar isn't one to be friendly with anyone, so you getting along with Scar would make him want to find out how interesting you truly are.
As soon as Azul hears that you are friends with Ursula, you are getting promotional coupons for Monstro Lounge. You want something that isn't on the menu? He's got you covered! Someone is annoying you? They will be taken care of! Of course, all of it comes at a cost. Azul wants to know everything about his greatest idol, Ursula!
Kalim would be fascinated to learn that you know any of the seven. He would want you to spend the day at Scarabia just so you could share all your childhood tales with them. Kalim might even host a party so that everyone could come together and listen to your stories. In the middle of all those tales, you notice that whenever you bring up Jafar, Jamil seems to be somewhat more interested in the topic.
By the Seven! Vil wants—no, he needs to know all the details. Is she as beautiful as they state in the stories? Just like Kalim, you spend most of the time telling everything to Vil like some gossip. He will be doing your makeup while you talk. Rook joins to ask you about Snow White, and you swear that you had never seen Vil roll his eyes so badly at someone.
Idia wouldn't be very interested in the subject. Or would he? He can't deny that it is kind of impressive you knowing the Seven and even being friends with all of them. He'd probably overhear some of your stories through some cameras, and soon Ortho would catch him being so enthralled in them that he would invite you over to meet his brother in person. Much to Idia's dismay.
This literally means you know Malleus's grandmother, you totally have her blessing for the two of you to get married. He would be so surprised! And when you go into full detail with various stories, he can't stop but hear them, almost as if he is looking at some gargoyles.
When you return to Dreamlight Valley and meet up with the Seven, you talk about all the boys you have met that oddly resemble each of them. Slowly, this seems to turn into a betting game between the Seven to see which one of the boys you will end up with. Each one of them will hold your attention for as long as possible to talk about their favorite, and they will sabotage everyone's ideas.
You will be having a tea party with Riddle, the two of you laughing at some silly stories you were telling him. The Queen of Hearts is so giddy and happy, and then it starts raining heavily, ruining the tea date. Maleficia grins at The Queen of Hearts for ruining her plans.
One day, you are napping with Leona in the botanical garden, enjoying such a peaceful moment. He is reaching for you, trying to take you in a hug when suddenly a bucket of water is dropped on top of him! Oops! You look at the student in question, and for a second, feel that their eyes had a weird tone of color to them but didn't question it as you watched Leona run after them. There you have Jafar mocking Scar's lazy tactics.
Eating lunch with Azul, the two of you talk about school-related stuff, his hand getting slowly closer to yours on top of the table. But before he can hold it, he starts coughing, needing to excuse himself to the bathroom. The Evil Queen laughs, having tampered with Azul's food, and Ursula can only watch as she plans her revenge.
Jamil and you are cooking; he is teaching you some of the dishes from Scalding Sands. You watch as he places his hand on top of yours, trying to demonstrate how to correctly cut the vegetables, and then a fire starts! Jamil apologizes millions of times, for this had never happened before. And Jafar rolls his eyes as he hears Hades's laugh behind him.
Helping you pick out some clothes, Vil decides that the best option would be making custom clothes for you. He takes your measurements, touching your soft skin with the excuse of getting the right fit. The intimate moment gets interrupted when a thunderbolt sounds outside, and you watch as Vil's face pales, he had nicked himself with the needle, piercing his perfect skin. He leaves you there alone for the next few moments, as The Evil Queen takes notes on how to ruin Maleficia's day.
Malleus and you are walking around the school campus at night on your typical stroll. There is a small lake next to the two of you, your hands touching from time to time as he slowly gains the courage to fully take hold of your hand. However, a fish literally spits water on him, ruining the moment. Maleficia needs to hold her own magical powers before she fries Ursula.
I didn't write about Scar and The Queen of Hearts sabotaging the dates because, to be honest, I don't know what they could do. I believe Scar would heavily focus on talking about how Leona is perfect for you in every aspect, flaunting his wealth and good looks. The Queen of Hearts would also have a similar approach, she would invite you to have some tea with her while speaking of Riddle's charm and his composed gentleman ways.
If this was been done before, or something similar please do tell me because I love this idea so much and I totally want to see more of it.
I didn't think I needed Monster High back in my life, but now that it's here I don't ever want it to leave.
M-O-N-S-T-E-R!
I'm a simple creature. I see Gojo, Geto+cute; I click.
Sobbing crying throwing up my little pookies
It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
I honestly didn't even think I had been here for so long.
Nothing needs to be said
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
Honestly, I needed this
There's a likely chance that I'm being an idiot like usual and haven't noticed this little detail while everyone else probably has, but if you tap the t on the upper left hand corner while on your tumblr home screen it will light up in different colors before going back to normal.
Just started university. Two weeks of intensive classes ahead of me before official classes begin. Halfway through the first day, all's good so far. Hope it stays that way. Wish me luck.
Julius Caeser's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part.
thank you furries, thank you self insert fanfic writers, thank you "mary sue" oc creators, thank you sparkledog/cat creators, thank you cosplayers, thank you otherkin, thank you "weird" gay people & "weird" trans people, ppl with xenogenders, neopronoun users etc, thank you goth & emo & punk & scene ppl, thank you everyone with over the top / outlandish fashion styles
thank you to everyone who expresses themself and their interests no matter how "weird" or "cringe" they may be . youre all incredible and u make the world a more vibrant and wonderful place just by being here :]
If anyone knows about it, let me know please
hi im so sorry to bother you but im searching for this fic on tumblr where reader is like reborn or somehow appears into the marauders universe with prev knowledge of the situation so they befriend all the marauders & lily too, and watch over them from afar going as far as to also become an animagus . random things i remember : reader has a brief fling with lily . reader is friends with lots of the paintings so i think the author left it on a cliffhanger where the paintings tell the reader that someone had been following them around while they were snooping . sorry if this is rlly vague i just rlly want to find this fic again T_T
I don't think I've ever read this, I'm sorry but now I kinda want to.
@robieangel @morwap @forourmoons @turvi and anyone else, do you know this fic?
I just finished playing Wytchwood and now I feel like my life doesn't make sense
To all my fellow x reader/self insert fanfic enjoyers: has it ever happened that you feel all fluttery, giddy, and warm about a certain character, but you just can't find any fanfic about them at all?
The unsatisfactory feeling is just the worst 😞
I'm currently hyper fixated on Tack the cobbler from The Thief and The Cobbler, but it's such an old, unpopular movie there's literally no 'x reader' about it and it makes me wanna cry (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
[TW: Very brief mention of death]
To anyone that may read this;
If you ever find yourself feeling insecure about the way that you look and, much like myself, compare yourself to anyone that you might think looks more attractive; I'm about to tell you something that my mom told me once.
She told me that it didn't matter how I looked, someone in the world was bound to be attracted to me someday.
She told me that I shouldn't make myself feel less attractive than anyone because when we all die our skin and flesh will rot away and we're all going to look exactly the same "just a heaping, old, dusty pile of bones".
She told me that she would remind herself about that whenever she was feeling unattractive and it made her more confident about herself over the years.
I hope this helps someone the way it's helping me today.
