finally finished the comic based on the post by @rollercoasterwords
im not a native english speaker and everyone keeps saying ‘when you give a mouse a cookie…’ without finishing their fucking sentence guys wtf happens when you give a mouse cookie pls im so serious im stressed
“So Miss Perfect, is there another Perfect out there ready for you to get home so they can talk to you about equations? Or make you beg so much you forget about being so smart?” Michael leaned into Luke's space, nearly putting her head on her shoulder. She watched Luke skin flush, "Is there someone? Or are you alone?"
She watched as Calum bit her lip and Luke’s face turned red, “That is none of your business Michael! We aren’t here to learn about my life, we’re here for Calum’s study plans. You aren’t even supposed to be here.”
or Calum is failing her classes, Michael is her girlfriend and they wanna fuck Luke.
(on ao3)
for @escapesos (and their anon)
i think he's being slutty on purpose and i think he should get even sluttier. i want a cataclysmic gerard way slut event that takes out half the eastern seaboard. put that beast in some fishnets
i hate texting teachers bc i always wanna add 'lmao' to make it less awkward
a lot of sparkle but not enough fire this year
good things snape did:
- ship wolfstar
- kill dumbledore
- die
PART 2
me and the girls