*Lily And Remus Watching James And Sirius Be Absolute Idiots*

mom Wtf do u mean brush your teeth, teeth doesnt even have hair

Shave your legs.

that’s a lot of work 🖕 i haven’t in a long time 🖕

So last night u was reading a Drarry fic and my dumbass brain read 'Malfoy' as 'May-foil'. Your welcome

Bro how often does you tummy 💫wumble💫

Ok hear me out...

A headcannon that there is no voldy, and therefore no (to minimal and not on psychotic) rivalry and all four seekers (harry, cho, Cedric and draco) like to hang out sometimes to play quiddich and joke around

Also in addition to that either they all have a poly relationship or they all go into separate relationships (with each other). Depending on which you prefer.

And there just fucking HAPPY.

I just realised that Jake Peralta (from Brooklyn Nine Nine) canonically has a degradation kink. Like I thought about it a lot, but it only truly clicked just now.

kinda dope idea ngl but it's very far fetched

What's your new conspiracy theory obsession? I love conspiracy theories and would love to hear it! 💖

we are not from earth- *stretches fingers* ellis silver believes that humans evolved on another planet and were brought here by aliens. why? according to him - a scientist analyzing the evolution of the human race, earth was created as a sort of prison - perhaps due to our violent nature far outside the bounds of any other species who are native to earth. earth lacked a dominant species so they were brought here to thrive tens of thousands of years ago. researcher and author dr ellis silver has been looking at the human race and it's physiology. he believes that earth environment clearly isn’t our natural one. he wrote this book (i haven't read the book, i just read some excerpts) in which he mentioned that human race has a number of ‘serious flaws’ that are not shared by other species here. he explained that even though humans are the most developed species on the planet they are surprisingly unsuited and ill-equipped for our planet’s environment. the planet’s native flora and fauna have adapted to the seasonal variations, in humans, the biological clock being tailored for a day of 25 hours, was confirmed by a study from harvard. humans lack the ability to sense the earth's magnetic fields and tend to have a strong dislike for naturally occurring (raw) foods and have ridiculously high rates of chronic disease, among other things, humans are sensitive to sunlight and avoid spending long periods exposed to the sun while other species don’t. he pointed out that the planets where humans originated from had not as much sunlight. the size of the head of a newborn child is disproportionately large which presents a problem for women when giving birth which may result in fatalities. human being can only pass their adapted genetics on reaching maturity. bad backs suggests we were not used to gravity. he theorized it was because life evolved on a planet with much lower gravity and he argued that mankind did not evolve alongside other life forms on earth. “we are all chronically ill,” says dr silver. “indeed, if you can find a single person who is 100% fit and healthy and not suffering from some (perhaps hidden or unstated) condition or disorder i would be extremely surprised – i have not been able to find anyone.” ofc, this theory is far-fetched, but where are we from? dr. ellis also claimed that humans could have come from alpha centauri, the closest star system to our solar system. idk if this makes sense to you but to me, it does. bye

*in the marauders dorm when everyone is trying to sleep*

Remus: do you guys wanna hear a dark joke?

Peter: nah I don't really like dark humour

Sirius: I got cha *gets out of bed to turn the light on*

Remus: thanks siri *proceeds to tell joke about babies dieing*

leather jackets and woollen jumpers - Wolfstar (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/262141046?utm_source=android&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Saffire078&wp_originator=JebmaXLsvfjxZc%2Bf0fjhCvxeW6Zw5E5p6KR5Nj%2BDKFhI1TU7LFflEoosW%2BrbnYGy42gwa02ZavVx59a5qgOhlIT3LjcGsX%2BwkBC%2BKHqCeOUfSjCr5Z09e3MEi8s2uodg Wolfstar muggle AU with a little Jilly Smut will be in this story so if too young please refrain from reading. TW homophobia, possible metion of suicide and death.

Send me a number and little prompt and I'll write you a short fic

send me 'i want the k'

1: Hot, Steamy kiss 2: Cheek Kiss 3: Nose Kiss 4: Forehead Kiss 5: Firm Kiss 6: Gentle Peck 7: Romantic Kiss 8: Eyelid Kiss 9: Jawline Kiss 10: Neck Kiss 11: Collarbone Kiss 12: Chest Kiss 13: Stomach Kiss 14: Kiss Along the Hips 15: Kiss in the Rain 16: Upside-Down Kiss 17: Goofy Kiss 18: Underwater Kiss 19: Forceful Kiss 20: Any of the Above 21: Then there’s tongue