Latest Posts by legendarylazuli - Page 2

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

people with breasts who don’t want to wear a bra aren’t doing anything wrong by going braless and quite frankly their boob situation is none of your business to begin with.

wearing a bra is a personal choice just like wearing any other garment of clothing is. no one is under any obligation to harness their breasts—they are not being “disrespectful” or anything else negative by not wearing a bra. you, however, are being disrespectful if you give people who prefer to go braless shit for doing so.

if you have an issue with it, stop looking at their chest and mind your own damn business. problem solved.

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

I fucking love telling people nice things.

If you read this, go tell someone something nice. Text them. Whatever. I'm serious.

Be an unexpected, positive break in everything that's going on in this world.

chatting with women is the best way to use the internet, obviously. this isn't even a debate

Breaking news, sleeping less than four hours makes you tired

full of love (professionally diagnosed)

what a beautiful life to not be in high school (excluding the part where we were in high school)

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

now reverse it, and make it so that they get happy as the boobs fly back on. now it's for mtfs too lol

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

honestly? sounds pretty damn accurate. and believe me, i can confirm

i love reddit so fucking much

what i think will happen if i message pretty much anyone tbh

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

new wigglytuff card is lowkey scary and uncanny frfr, when i first saw it i was like "ayo get this shit off my screen"

so about that new wigglytuff card

oh, to live in the big city... while i'm over here living in the suburbs wishing that i could have the life that so many people seem to have