Someone Get This Message To Hayden She Would Be So Proud Of Me

we ran out of lemonade so I made a kiwi strawberry packet hehe

researching the revolutionary war after blocking out high school simply to make pun pickup lines to say to my daddy because Im american and hes british… boston tea party is tricky cause “Ill pour your tea into my harbor” is too graphic for the nature of the joke. he’d be a traitor if he dumped his tea into my harbor. but yeah if any british are coming its him in the morning hehehehhe

this little pink section is so cute !!! its making me wanna start reading books abt divas again

I must be ovulating why else would I cry about lady gaga and masturbate twice in the same hour gahhhhh

pleeasee pelase pleak

horny yearning as fuck right now. wish there was someone in bed with me i could wake up to. roll over and feel safe as their arms hold me tight. someone to position their thigh between mine in my sleepy state, subtly encouraging me to grind myself against them in the early hours of the morning. building up cruel amounts of sexual frustration before i’ve even woken up properly. the most embarrassing whines and whimpers leaving my mouth mindlessly humping like a slut until he wants to take over.

DOECHII at the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style"

🩷🩷🩷 WEED 🩷🩷🩷

she found her right shade of red n it looks so good on her … I need to know what it is (probably haus labs…)

Lady Gaga  durante su presentación en el Estadio GNP Seguros de la Ciudad de México, en México (26/04/2025).

out of all my meds and all my makeup and im unemployed jesus CHRIST

emo posting tn hehe GOD jordan dreyer how did u get into my brain….

“if my heart just stops//keep me alive for a minute// I wanna know if a curtain drops” hit me way harder than “can I still get into heaven if I kill myself” and like can we talk about that.

king park fans when real la dispute enjoyers come at them

Im just kidding king park is one of the best songs in all of the music I know and its extremely therapeutic to sing lol