There Are So Many Possibilities… Are We Considering Them?

"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you

wishing I had some lemonade rn … sucks that I have like $5 to my name

get high and jerk off you will never regret getting high and jerking off

not relating to la dispute anymore was a big deal for lemonadelover5000 nation but I miss them. like I wish I could discover them again….

finding out about old gray was like getting gored and then eviscerated. oh? the most brutal, heart wrenching, realistic depiction of [redacted mental health words] but the guy is a fucking CREEP????!!!!! a tale as old as time

the first time I jacked off high was absolutely life changing if ur into weed (or anything harder… I dont judge) I highly recommend ittttt 10/10

she’s unreal maybe I should bleach my brows too

Lady Gaga wearing custom Samuel Lewis at the grammys

*kills myself*

spanking is sooo hot. like imagine getting bent over your partner's lap and having your boxers pulled down so they can spank your bare skin with their hand... in between lashes theyre gently rubbing your skin, praising you and maybe sliding their hand down to play with your holes, but when you start squirming they spank you again

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

here they come again men disgust me

I wish my username was lemonadelover5000 I was trying to make it z0mb13-b0y but it didnt work. anyway I love hot pink and you would too if you saw it in action heyooooo