I Wont Lie. This Would Get Me

just got mad at my phone bc I dont know how tumblr works apparently maybe I AM a stupid dumb fucking dog jesus christ

*obsessively checks other blog to make sure my tiddies arent on there*

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

REALTREE. FUCKING. TERRRROORRRRRRR

OUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH

got a new necklace :3

thinking about… midriff….

I know im a homosexual because I see a hot couple at coachella and its like Okay Diva Werk but Im looking at ur boyfriends exposed midruff

bet yall didnt know grand-pére (c’est moi) could speak un peu de française but did u also know Im mostly fluent in american sign language? stupid baby puppy boy lowkey has a gigantic brain :3 Ive also written 2 novels and graduated with high honors in english, history, and writing but math? nooo im a dumb little puppy boy… whats that? chemistry? no thanks! Im gonna write shit prose poetry about getting railed. au revoir les chiennes !!!!!!

I wont lie most of you use the wrong “cum” when you post and sext. “come” is a verb and “cum” is a noun. properly, its “make you come” and the word “cum” refers to the substance. hope this helps lmfao

I must be ovulating why else would I cry about lady gaga and masturbate twice in the same hour gahhhhh