I Didnt Even Know I Liked Being Called Puppy Til He Did It… I Always Thought I Was A Kitty Kinda Guy

ouais… je fume… LA HERBE et manger beaucoup de PASTA et peut être de LÉGUMES et peut être de FRUIT !!! j’aime les légumes et les fruit parce que diabète de type 1… et la FIBROMYALGIA!!! sheesh

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

I wont lie most of you use the wrong “cum” when you post and sext. “come” is a verb and “cum” is a noun. properly, its “make you come” and the word “cum” refers to the substance. hope this helps lmfao

déjà, j’ai connu le parfum de l’amour

un million de roses n’embaumerait pas autant

maitentent une suele fleur dans mes entourages

me rend malade, comme 🙄🙄🙄

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

fuck it. Im gonna publish some yaoi later. you boys in my dms who saw my tits are gonna be subject to this but you like my sweet talk and oral fixation enough to forgive me for it ;)

I did a double take HI MOM

need a stronger word than MOTHER

the idea of someone dressing me up in an outfit they’ve been dying to fuck me in sounds super hot and romantic tbh

(op is a man. do not reblog to men dni blogs)

had some fun with the rosary last night… $3 and you can see what Ive got hidden under there ;)

I know im a homosexual because I see a hot couple at coachella and its like Okay Diva Werk but Im looking at ur boyfriends exposed midruff

hungry for cock and then getting 3 quesabirrias after . me and who

also I exclusively wear black, hot pink, and cheetah print. this is my truth everyone. I get to be me and talk to other people about jerkin off. this is who I am 👊😔

I am a lemonade lover btw. its not come cutesy boi shit. no. I am a militant faggot who loves lemonade. a little sugar free moment? OKAY!!! cherry?? cherry lemonade???? oh baby thats as good as it gets