Me Too

I fucking love goannas. Absolutely peak lizard.

December, 2023

girlfriend asked me what my favourite animal was and I almost cried because there's so many and how could I be expected to choose? she's so mean to me

All those ominous unspeaking hooded guys who did all the torturing in castle dungeons? They got tired of being defeated by escaping protagonists. They all work for centrelink now, and they've never been more productive.

she's so supportive (and hot) I love her so much (and she's so hot) she's the best (hottest)

my girlfriend has pointed out that my OF is once again paying for her transition, so idk. sub to me and help me forcefem my gf.

I hope she means me but I have no way of knowing for sure

im gonna marry this woman.

simply need everyone to know i was serving yesterday

This camera was nearly twice as old as I was when I brought it. It will probably be the only machine I own now that will still be working when I reach that age.

September, 2023

I'm making a jrpg and this is the plot please fund my crowdfunding campaign I need $20

if jesus was so just and righteous than i would’ve been granted fucking j-cups. yet i ended up flat. which is why i’m assembling an army to kill god.

having a girlfriend is great because sometimes you show her your boobs and she's so appreciative she can't help but to tell everyone

having a girlfriend is great because sometimes she just shows you her boobs

The only part of working at a call centre that didn't make me hate myself were the lunch breaks I spent watching the sunset from the carpark.

September, 2023