A Straw Is, Effectively, A Long Donut, Hence It Has One Hole.

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

biege, ochre, and everything mediocre

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

is this satire? b/c if not im storming the capital my myself.

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

shopkeeper, scared for my life : if you buy these, untold harm will come upon you, curses will plague your life, your loved ones will die.

Me, worried for his life: Yes I understand how compulsive buying works too.

damn casmic horror goes hard though

repost this artists please! arists only get fame via reposts.

had the insatiable desire to draw corvo and the outsider. years later they still remain the puppetmasters of my dick

yes. just yes