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3 weeks ago

Plot twist: The alpha on the fifth day was Jung-bae and he’s the father.

“Okay,” Jung-bae said gently. “Just calm down. You can’t smoke to calm down anymore, so try deep breathing or… count to ten or whatever pregnant people do.”

“I’m going to be the talk of my ex-wife’s garden club until I die,” Gi-hun moaned, collapsing onto the couch.

“Come on, buddy,” Jung-bae said, patting his shoulder. “No use spiraling. Let’s just figure this out logically, yeah? Start by mapping them out.” He went to a corkboard covered in tickets and various photographs and took them down stacking them neatly before producing sticky notes and tacks as if they were detectives. “You said four alphas, some you know, some you don’t—five days, four mistakes. Let’s go in order. Who was first?”

Gi-hun scratched his cheek. “Sang-woo,” He muttered. Then, because of course it needed clarification, “Cho Sang-woo.”

Jung-bae froze mid-tack, his eyebrows crawling up into his hairline. “Cho Sang-woo? The Cho Sang-woo? The pride of Ssangmun-dong? That Cho Sang-woo?”

Gi-hun raised an eyebrow. “What, is there another one?”

Jung-bae shook his head slowly, like he could not believe what he was writing as he scribbled the name down. The tack made a particularly judgmental squeak as he pinned it to the board. “I’m just surprised. I know you two were like childhood sweethearts or whatever, but from the few times we’ve gone out for drinks I’ve seen him smile exactly once, and it looked like it hurt him physically.” He glanced over. “So, when you two finished, did he give you a performance review or…?”

He ducked just in time to dodge the flying shoe.

“If anyone should be questioning the decision,” Gi-hun said, “It’s Sang-woo! He could have far more suitable omegas. Goodness knows his mother only talks about it every time I come by her stall. ‘My Sang-woo is the most eligible bachelor—handsome and rich!’”

“He could,” Jung-bae agreed instantly.

The other shoe flew through the air.

“Okay! Okay! Moving on!” Jung-bae yelped, scribbling like his life depended on it. “Second alpha?”

“In-ho,” Gi-hun said, arms crossed tight. “Hwang In-ho.”

Jung-bae nodded, writing it down. “Someone we don’t know. Progress. Got an age? Occupation?”

“Forty-five. Two years younger than me. He’s a cop.”

Jung-bae stopped mid-letter. “You slept with a cop? What if it was a sting? What if he thought you were—”

“I’m not a criminal!” Gi-hun snapped. “The only arrest on my record was from—” He stopped himself, mouth shutting with a click.

Jung-bae raised one slow, unimpressed eyebrow.

“It wasn’t for prostitution, I’ll tell you that,” Gi-hun muttered, waving him off.

“Alright, alright,” Jung-bae said, sticking it to the board. “Third alpha?”

“I don’t know his name,” Gi-hun mumbled, suddenly very interested in a frayed thread on the couch cushion.

The pen dropped.

“You don’t know—?”

“But!” Gi-hun sprang up and grabbed the pen and one of the sticky notes. “I can draw his face.”

Moments later, he stepped back to reveal a truly tragic sketch: a face with massive round eyes, cartoonish lips and parted dark hair.

Jung-bae stared at it. Blinked. “Great. We’ll print these out. Tape them to lampposts. Wanted: Alpha Baby Daddy. Likes long walks and kissing with these lips apparently—”

“Shut up!” Gi-hun threw himself back onto the couch.

“Last one?”

Gi-hun sighed. “Jun-ho.”

“Okay, cool—”

“Hwang Jun-ho.”

Jung-bae looked up sharply. “That’s… that’s a funny coincidence.”

Gi-hun did not look at him. “It’s uh. Not a coincidence. That’s In-ho’s little brother.”

Silence.

Jung-bae stared at the cork board. Then at Gi-hun. Then at the cork board again, like it might rearrange itself into something more reasonable.

“...You slept with two brothers. Two. Brothers.”

Gi-hun covered his face with a pillow and screamed into it. Then he pulled it away and moaned in despair,”I didn’t know that until after the fact I swear!”

OR: Omega Gi-hun spends a particularly nasty heat with four different alphas, Sang-woo, In-ho, Jun-ho, and the Salesman, and gets pregnant and then has to find out who the father is.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD POSSIBLY WANT AND MORE!!! 🙏🙏

“Okay,” Jung-bae Said Gently. “Just Calm Down. You Can’t Smoke To Calm Down Anymore, So Try Deep

anon if u write this into a fic, i will give u my first born 😩🙌 i need to know how and why gihun transitioned from one man to the next! 🥹

also, four alphas in five days, damn gihun.... even during a heat, that's crazy lmao donna sheridan final boss


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lilmissfanficwriter
3 weeks ago

We need to cast Lee Seo-hwan in a movie where he can get his revenge and kill Lee Jung-jae and Lee Byung-hun.


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3 weeks ago
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1 month ago
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1 month ago

[After In-ho fought Thanos and Nam-gyu]

Jun-hee: Um, excuse me, sir? You didn’t have to do that.

In-ho: Why not? Those two delinquents were beating that poor young man. I couldn’t just stand there. Someone needed to teach them a lesson.

Jun-hee: Actually, that “poor young man” is the father of my baby and he ghosted me for six months after I told him about my pregnancy.

In-ho: …He what?!

Myung-gi (walks up to In-ho): Thank you so much, sir. Those guys wouldn’t stop bothering me-

In-ho: (beats up Myung-gi) ASSHOLE! HOW YOU COULD GHOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND LEAVE HER ALONE WITH YOUR BABY?!

Dae-ho: Uh, should we do something?

Jung-bae: Nah. A real man would never abandon their child and wife. Well, girlfriend in this case.

Gi-hun (sad): Ga-yeong…


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lilmissfanficwriter
2 months ago

Thinking about how Gi-hun’s old and new teams would interact with each other.

Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.
Thinking About How Gi-hun’s Old And New Teams Would Interact With Each Other.

For sure, Jung-bae, Dae-ho, and Ali would be besties and get along so well.

I think Sae-byeok would be like the protective older sister to Jun-hee, since she has a little brother and Jun-hee is pregnant.

Il-nam would be the evil dad we all hate of In-ho and tell him continuing the games is much more important than his son’s love for Gi-hun.

Sang-woo would be the first to know In-ho and Il-nam are the ones behind the games and In-ho would likely kill him, to keep him stay quiet and out of jealousy that Gi-hun likes him more.


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lilmissfanficwriter
2 months ago
lilmissfanficwriter
2 months ago

So…I did a thing lol


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lilmissfanficwriter
3 months ago

why is this so funny to me?😭😭😭 dae-ho and jung-bae are literally “I’m in the death game and I don’t know what the fuck is going on between these two but why the fuck are they gay?”

Why Is This So Funny To Me?😭😭😭 Dae-ho And Jung-bae Are Literally “I’m In The Death Game
Why Is This So Funny To Me?😭😭😭 Dae-ho And Jung-bae Are Literally “I’m In The Death Game
Why Is This So Funny To Me?😭😭😭 Dae-ho And Jung-bae Are Literally “I’m In The Death Game
Why Is This So Funny To Me?😭😭😭 Dae-ho And Jung-bae Are Literally “I’m In The Death Game

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lilmissfanficwriter
5 months ago
Nicholas Galitzine honored by Taylor Zakhar Perez for EW's 2024 Entertainers of the Year
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Taylor Zakhar Perez honors his 'Red, White & Royal Blue' costar Nicholas Galitzine, who entertained with 'The Idea of You' and 'Mary & Georg

Galitzine's "Red, White & Royal Blue" costar shares on-set memories and celebrates the "Mary & George" and "The Idea of You" actor's big year.


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lilmissfanficwriter
5 months ago
lilmissfanficwriter
7 months ago

Delulu TayNick Thought 👇

Remember in an interview where Taylor said he was a bit more serious on set for the cake scene because his dog passed away the night before? And as a result, Nick tried to make him feel better?

Delulu TayNick Thought 👇
Delulu TayNick Thought 👇

Maybe Taylor was so grateful for Nick cheering him up that he wanted to give him something in return. Taylor threw a “Purple Hearts” premiere and watch party for Nick, with Aneesh and Rachel as guests.

Delulu TayNick Thought 👇

This prove that these two are really close as friends. Co-stars don’t usually do these things for each other unless there is a special bond between them.


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lilmissfanficwriter
7 months ago

how they both laugh together ❤️‍🩹


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lilmissfanficwriter
7 months ago

waking up in someone else's bed au. double drabble. rated m.

He doesn’t know how he got here.

Well.

He knows what got him here. Namely, tequila.

Tequila, and that guy at the bar, eyes bright-ocean-blue, hair glowing gold despite the dingier-than-hell club lighting.

The guy’s— Henry’s— hands on Alex’s waist, hard against his backside as they danced.

As they danced, and then as they did other things.

In a sticky bathroom stall. In the back of an Uber to Henry’s place. Up against the front door before it even fully closed.

Alex cracks an eye open as the memories come.

He glances around, clocking the things that aren’t his:

This pillow. These sheets and this bed. That window with the dawning light, drilling straight into his head.

But the man slowly waking beside him, lips so-pretty-pink from last night—

Can he? Be his?

Even after all this time, Alex still hardly believes it.

“Morning, love.” Henry smiles. “How are we feeling?”

“Hungover,” Alex admits. “And like we had a one-night-stand. Weird.”

Henry raises an eyebrow. “You don’t recall your meltdown about the raging-hot man at the bar despite being reminded that I’m your boyfriend?”

“You’re what?” asks Alex, delighted, and Henry, sighing, leans in to silence him with a kiss.


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lilmissfanficwriter
8 months ago

THE FACT THAT MATTHEW SAID TAYLOR SENT HIM THIS MEME IN THE VANITY INTERVIEW

THE FACT THAT MATTHEW SAID TAYLOR SENT HIM THIS MEME IN THE VANITY INTERVIEW
she read his texas strategy memo https://t.co/cY8bfR3sbB pic.twitter.com/JjgemNyQOU

— d a n i e l 🧮 (@dunisayno) July 31, 2024

alex claremont diaz you're a legend


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8 months ago

Matthew López via Instagram story


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9 months ago

When you’re trying to watch RWRB but your family member walks in on you:


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10 months ago
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