NOBODY PANIC? WHAT ELSE ARE THE ONES OF US WITH ANXIETY SUPPOSED TO DO?! THAT MONKEY IS ADORABLE!

it's sad I can't tell who this could be. It literally could be any of the boys... And probably Cass too...

"We have your son."

"My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready."

okay, but put this in perspective.

Black Forrest goes to Wedding Cake and they plan this whole thing and when Wedding Cake asks who the person she's marrying is... she basically said the real life equivalent of "oh, who's your partner?" "Thor."

I fw with black Forrest she's basically me when I yearn for burning spice

Have memes I made because of conversations

"you'll never be like my witchy wookies you pathetic wItCh cookies 😒"

"I'm 20, sir."

John Constantine, actually showing up for a League meeting with a mysterious wolf looking thing with him: "Sorry I'm late."

Green Lantern, with Flash hiding behind him BECAUSE WTF IS THAT WITH JOHN: "uh... who's your friend?"

John: "Oh, her? That's Misha. She lives with me now."

Superman, blinking confused: "You adopted?"

John: "Nope. She just showed at my apartment and said she lived there now."

Wonder Woman: "She looks sixteen?!"

Batman: "no, she looks fifteen."

Misha, in her deep werewolf growl: "I'm twenty, sir."

Normal, non werewolf Misha and werewolf Misha

NOT ALLESIO

Tim, standing with Jason over the beat up from of a pet groomer: Sir, what happened to you?

Pet groomer: It twas Joker.

Tim, nodding and making a note: okay

Jason, getting a better look at the guy: oh fuck.

Tim: what?

Jason, sighing and pulling out his phone, dialing a contact labeled 'Murder Hobo': one sec

Misha, said Murder Hobo, currently waking up after her werewolf transformation the night before: hello?

jason: Allesio got hurt

Silence and then a cry

Misha: NOT ALLESIO! HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN GOTHAM THAT DOES WEREWOLF GROOMING!

Tim, staring at his brother in silence: who-

Jason, shrugs; she's a friend. Don't worry about it.

I wish to be polite

@onyxonline

Hi, i noticed you didn't have an ask box and I didn't know whether it was okay to build off your au, so I wanted to ask permission to use your way for an idea I had.

Basically the nightmare critters(i noticed in your au they weren't there and I'm not sure if you planned to add them) in this au were the Critter team before the Smiling Critters, but Baba ended up being a traitor and they all got some injuries and had to retire early? I also wanted to really draw my OC Michi Token(a. Red panda) in this au.

PSA!

I will explain when I return from school at around 2:45, but it is my belief that even though the Nightmare Critters are a bit of .. walking red flags in certain ways.

They would be FIERCELY loyal to each other.

I shall explain later

Claws & Bane

It was an early morning on Santa Prisca, and Darlene had to go to work for the justice League. But a certain sleepy lover of hers wouldn't let her out of bed without kisses, even if he forgot to do his face paint.

Fun fact, Bane is twice Darlene's height and muscle density, but she can throw him around and tops. Because her gloves have a special adrenaline injection trigger in them that give her a strength boost, since she's completely human, it's the only way she can fight in the justice League. But, when they first met, Darlene beat Bane in hand to hand combat when he didn't have access to Venom and she had her gloves off

i keep forgetting Twitter is now X so my brain panicked and went 'TWITTER DIED- oh, wait, no it didn't. It transitioned.' Like, I don't even think of it as a rebrand? I've got my brain thinking, Twitter became trans and now their new name is X.... Can we tie this into the Tumblr x Twitter lore I hear about?

funny how there were so many rumors about tumblr shutting down for good and yet it has watched some of the biggest social media platforms die

Important QUESTION..

so, I'm making a mer au for the Batfam. I know I want Dick to be a flying fish mermaid, and Damian to be a lionfish mermaid. But I'm struggling with the others

What do you all think the group would be? They all have to be different ones.

Guys, i appreciate the notes, I really do. But... can people actually answer the question? I'm really struggling.

Oh, my gosh, guys I forgot Selina.

Claws Is Colorblind

On a mission where the Justice League is working with Scarecrow to take out a trafficking ring(bc even Scarecrow doesn't support trafficking. Human rights bitch).

Claws(Aka Darlene though no one knows this), trying to figure out a color-coded note: "Uh... which ones the clue?"

Scarecrow, who is restrained bc the League reasonably doesn't trust him: "The pink one, Claws."

Claws: ".... Which one?"

Scarecrow, blinking: "The pink one?"

Claws: "........"

Green Arrow: "Claws.... what's wrong?"

Claws: "There's no pink one."

Black Canary: "Yeah, it's right there-..... Claws, are you colorblind?"

Claws: ".... I didn't think so.... No..."

Green Arrow: "What color am I?"

Claws, squinting: "..... Um..... Yellow?"

Scarecrow: "uh.... who's gonna tell her?"