Littlelovegoblin - Littlelovegoblin

So many fic in the drafts, all of them are either horny as fuck or depressing as hell.

What do they have in common?

None of them are finished.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: White House Down (2013) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John Cale/James Sawyer Characters: John Cale (White House Down), James Sawyer (White House Down) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Blow Jobs, Cowgirl Position, Late night shenanigans, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary:

A busy president and a busy security agent find time to do the nasty

after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

I have now reached the point that I no longer get upset when I see the "you have already left kudos here" tag under the kudos button.

Now I just mock that little bitch and say in the snottiest voice ever "you have already left kudos here. Neh neh neh neh neh neh neh" it's much more mature and satisfying.

Hey I went to Finishing Your Wips island. Yeah nobody knew you there :/