I Found This Somewhere Can’t Remember If It’s From Here Or Not. But It’s Funny As Hell

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Saiki’s mom is hot

Felt that bro...

most ppl wanna get popular and have a lot of followers for clout or money or something but I just wish I had a lot of followers because then they’d send me asks and I’d feel less lonely

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

What’s good y’all

If you’re black, and still active on this mf I need you to reblog this so we can keep the community close.

Agreed

Me who has 20 something followers 👁👄👁

👁️👁️👍🏻 tis good tho!

Mirio as a boyfriend ✨headcaons✨

Mirio was the one to ask you out, you didn’t pay attention to him a lot and it was a great opportunity to get to know him so you accepted.

The date actually went really well and the two of you went on a few more then you asked him to be your boyfriend to which he immediately said yes too

The two of you were then stuck to each other for 3 years

Words can not explain how much this man loves you.

He goes all out on Valentine’s Day getting you different types of flowers and chocolates

Anything that’s gifted from you to him will be cherished until the day he dies

He introduced you to the other two of the big three.

Tamaki was too shy to talk with you but Nejire buried you in a mountain of questions.

“What’s your favorite food?” “Which corse are you taking?” “Are you too getting married?”

“I hope so! Right sunshine?”

“Wait what?”

Whenever the two of you go shopping together it’s always him picking out clothes and you trying to hold mountains of items in your hands.

You loved him but still..

“Mirio, baby can we just chill out with the hoodies-“

“Oh look sunshine! I bet this one will look great on you!”

“god damn it....”

He gives you puppy dog eyes but 90% they don’t work 😔 but when they do you can bet your ass you’ll be doing something crazy.

“Sunshine!”

“Yes....mirio?”

“There’s this new theme park opening up soon can you take me please?” Cue puppy dog eyes.

“Well I’m finished with my homework and I don’t have anything to do, so let’s go.”

When you checked the website just to be safe everything looked fine.

Butttttttt those were just the kiddie rides...

When you actually got there, all of the rides were insane.

“Cmon sunshine lets go first one!”

“H-hold on mirio can’t we go home or somewhere other then here?”

“But you promised....”Tears started to pour out of his eyes and you really didn’t want him to cry especially in public.

Even though you didn’t really make a promise you still apologized and said that you go on as many rides as he wanted.

Big mistake.

You threw up at least six times.

Man did you spoil him.

YOUR WHAT 😃

im just- oozing emo rn

@bigoltrashpile so uhh I decided to draw one of the lsg from that ask sooo here ya go :3

Heights of the BOIS!!!

Undertale

Sans 5’5

Papyrus 7’3

Underfell

Sans) Red 5’5

Papyrus) Edge 7’7 (he’s actually 7’4 bc he wears heels)

Underswap

Sans) Blue 5’4

Papyrus) Stretch 7’6

Swapfell

Sans) Vix 5’6

Papyrus) Rus 7’6

Gastertale

Sans) yellow 6’2

Papyrus) Green 8’5

You took his hand and started to dance around the office. The only light helping you see was the light coming from the moon. You looked down at him with a smile and he stared at you with his usual serious face.

You spun him around a couple of times and continued to dance with him. Most of the time he was stiff and on guard. It’s not like he wasn’t on guard now but he seemed a little relaxed while the two of you were dancing together.

Your hands moved to his upper and lower back and his arms wrapped around your neck. You dipped him down and the two of you stared at each other for a while, you looking at him still with that same smile as before but as for him his expression changed, his eyebrows raised and he had a small blush move to his cheeks.

You then straightened both of yourselves to the way the two of you were before and you continued to dance with him.

He stared at you with desire, he was longing for you. Longing to hold you, longing to touch you, longing to kiss you. He just didn’t know how to bring himself to do it.

You slowly moved to the desk that was in the office. Then you bent him over it. His grabbed onto the ends of desk as you moved your hands to grabbed his face. Were you going to do it? Were you going to kiss him? God he hopped so...

You leaned towards his face but instead of going for his lips you moved your head towards his neck, it was so beautiful, it was so perfect. Too perfect.

And you were glad you got to ruin it.

You opened your mouth to show your sharp fangs and sunk them into his neck.

“Ah!” He let out a short moan as you started to drink the blood from his neck. Finally you detached your fangs from the mans neck and licked away the blood that came from the two red spots on his neck.

He groaned as he felt your tongue across your neck. He should’ve stopped this long ago, but he just couldn’t resist.

Your tongue worked it’s way up from the side of his neck to his chin then finally to his mouth. You licked his bottom lip and kissed him. He greedily kissed back, slipping his tongue into your mouth the two of your tongues continued to wrap around each other, then the two of you finally pulled back from each other.

Panting as you stared at each other while a string of saliva attached to the insides of your mouths. You wiped it away and gave him one last kiss on the cheek.

“Your a great dancer, Captain Levi...”

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I wanted to try something new for this one