Lizards-can-be-bookmarks - It's True

My favorite part of seeing the bobs burgers movie in theaters was the collective audible disgust when the teeth fell into Louise's mouth! I love the human experience of everyone feeling the same gut churning disgust in a fun delightful way!

Headcannon that whenever Wylan does something a fucked up (and you know he would, that boy is small and vicious) Kaz is the most conflicted combination of immensely proud and a little concerned that his spot as the most ruthless bastard to ever live might be taken by a sweet faced merchling

I work in a daycare and we had school photos done recently and one option for parents is sibling portraits.

Well this one year old little girl HATED the photographer and this is my artistic rendition of their picture

I have never seen an angrier child in my life

I got bored and made mushroom critters! The ghost butt mushroom is my favorite

A sign at my favorite bookstore

I'm a slut for cottage core gingerbread houses so I made one!

Ronan and Adam

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

Have...have I been eating rotisserie chicken wrong? How else are you supposed to get all the meat if you don't use your hands?? Am I supposed to just leave perfectly good chicken on the bone just because a fork or knife can't get to it????

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

Blep

Jackson and Lansing railroad

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway