Hawkeye’s So Silly I Want To Make Out With Him And Then Put Him Through Unimaginable Horrors!

Damn straight! I'd recognize that foxy lizard anywhere! Looks good.

WHEH, getting some art fight attacks in!! been so busy this month so im a bit behind haha

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Kinda sick of my body waiting until my roommates in the room so it can make the most ungodly stomach noises known to mankind. It sounds like my body's about to both die of starvation and violently shit at the exact same time. For NO reason.

It's kinda impressive.

I was looking up Susan's family motto (for reasons), and I had forgotten just how many puns are in the dog Latin stuff Terry Pratchett does. Things like:

Quod Subigo Farinum as the family motto for the baker, translating to "Because I knead the dough."

Almost all of the guilds except for the MOST prominent ones have a joke as a motto. Reading the Plummer's Guild one was really funny.

One of Albert's line in Mort being Sodomy Non Sapians = Buggered if I know.

Like, I went looking for one thing and ended up reading the entire wiki article for Discworld's Latatian.

Idk, it's almost like he was a professional, knowledgeable, and talented comedic writer or something.

I dont want to speak to soon, but I think with help from my boyfriend and by looking at pics of Alan Cumming, I have survived another Easter.

Trying to make this man into a plushie. It’s not going great lol. Here’s a picture of him for reference:

I’m making him a little jacket/overshirt thing tomorrow.

Right. And his tail. (He’s already having a hard time)

I just want to be loved. More importantly though, I just want to be silly.

You know what? Fuck you.

Terrible White Lotus sketches be upon ye'.

It's good to see my mortal enemy on Tumblr (whom I've never interacted with and who doesn't know I exist) posting more again.

I've missed the feeling I get when my lip curls up in disgust and my eyes role so violently in response to what they're reading that they get stuck in the back of their sockets.

I think it's better to be a silent hater on such people because they've proven time and again they don't care about any of their critics prespectives. At least I can take solace in knowing that unlike the person in question, I don't say the most vile things I can think of to elicit a response while attacking marginalized communities.

I dont care if I wrote this paper two semesters ago.

It fucking slaps.

It's one of the best things I've ever written in my life and I'm going to attach it on anything that wants a writing sample from me.