Mmm Can’t Wait For My Next Cigarette

literally i have so many issues and problems but that’s not going to stop me from being kind to people. i’m not bringing that on others unprompted. it takes so little and can mean so much. you have to fucking be kind. we are not making it out alive without common courtesy and compassion

2022

1. DRESS LIKE SHIT

2. KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

3. STOP WORRYING ABOUT HOW YOU APPEAR

4. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GOOD

5. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WALK ON YOUR KNEES

6. ABORTION

7. TRANS RIGHTS

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Awesome.

i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with