I GOTTA Try This Sometime!

Papyrus:*rolling by unsteadily on a pair of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!!

Mettaton: Papyrus...NO!

Toriel: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE!?!

Sans *Slowly rolling by on his own pair of heelys*: *Casually flips Mettaton off*

Also Sans: *Subtly speeds up in case papyrus falls*

Mettaton: offended robot noises

Toriel: *Looks into camera like she's on The Office*

Not gonna take a fucking chance.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

If someone can draw this, I will ADORE you!

Something cute for tfa megs please <3

((I love TFA Megs))

You remember an incident when Megatron had first arrived on Earth, with absolutely no knowledge of the planet. He had kept his cybertronian alt mode and parked inconspicuously in an alley way located in the middle of a hugely populated city. It hadn’t taken long before several cats, from different directions, had grouped under, beside and on top of his alt mode, each purring happily. One of them had simply batted at a moving component playfully when he attempted to scare them off. He had returned to you with the felines still clinging to his armor, refusing to move from their positions. He had looked at you with an utterly helpless expression that did not fit on a former gladiator “I do not understand these organics.”

Can I get a Fluffy Underswap Papyrus x sweet tooth! Reader please?

Stretch LOVES that you have a sweet tooth, just like him. He can also rely on you whenever Sans tries to stop him from drinking honey. You’ve always got a hidden bottle of honey somewhere for him, and a lollipop or candy bar for yourself.

He also has a few hidden sugary things in his hoodie pocket for you on bad days.

If you can chug an entire bottle with him, he will be one happy skele.

Both of you are VERY careful to keep your stashes of sugary goodness away from Blue

A Hyper Blue is a BAD Idea

Otherwise, it’s great. Both you and him understand why the other likes to do so, and accept each other for who you are.

Imagine this...

Wheeljack.

High off his Rocker.

Flirting with a Con

Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

Too Many Skeles - Appearing Skeles

These are the AU's I'm adding, In order. The Names in bold are the possible romantic interests. I will change this to a possible total of 10-12, so several will be eliminated. let me know which ones should be.

Mythictale: Canine and Thunder

Horrortale: Bear and Sweets

Littletale: Kid and Squirt

Dusttale: Dust and Ghost

Undertale: Classic and Origin

Echotale: G

Altertale: Keeper and Royal

Dreamtale: Dream and Nightmare

Underfell: Edge and Boss

Inktale: Ink

Birdtale: Sparrow and Raven

Errortale: Error

Underswap: Blueberry and Stretch

Fellswap Red: Raspberry and Pup

Dancetale: Hip-Hop and Latin

Outertale: Star and Nebula

X-tale: Cross

Asylumtale: Asy and Spirit

Storyshift: Majesty and Prince

Aftertale: Geno

Underlust: Lust and Passion

Amazing design store! Age of Phenomena 

Sans: Why? Why would you do this?

Y/n: Don't get me wrong Sans, I do love you

Y/N: But now it's payback time for the puns

*Pulls out draw four Uno card* Boom

This is absolutely amazing.