If Gitchee Gitchee Goo From Phineas And Ferb Doesn’t Play At Our Wedding Then Why Am I Marrying You

“Like… I thought that maybe being with you constantly, like every single minute of the day, would… I mean you’re probably gonna go somewhere else, yknow? You’ve never talked about staying in San Francisco like I have and I thought that if we took this trip it’d take some of the… some of the shine off you, or whatever, make it easier.”

“Oh,” says Eddie.

“Yeah, but it hasn’t, you’re still kind of… you’re still shiny.”

“Well,” says Eddie.

“So go easy.” He laughs, kind of bitter, kind of weird. He shuts his eyes. “When you leave, I mean. Make it… make it gentle.”

bunch of illustrations from go west by @oneangryshot which is a fic i have been borderline obsessed with for literally over a year

where does the hidden you-know-i-had-to-do-it-to-em guy go

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

o h

ya’ll this cool new site lets you know if a certain movie or TV show has any affiliation with anyone who was accused of sexual assault. this is important for those of us who are passionate about not supporting work that associates itself with sexual abusers, for the sake of the victims.

Please send me more of these memes, I need to see literally every single one of them

man, these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

.. <- two ants kissing

here’s a little controversy for u all……… green is a very nice color… in fact it looks good with yellow… ultimate color combo… some lemon-lime action never hurt nobody….. even pastels look nice together…. now if u can’t agree with me on this, go die