If Only I Could Have My Shit Together Like He Does O7

If only I could have my shit together like he does o7

Reigen Arataka is THE character of all time

Failing Upwards champion 4 year win streak

Only friends are a middle school boy he pays to hang out with him and a ghost who doesn’t like him

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Tax fraud

Should have the worst imposter syndrome of all time, has the exact opposite

Had a quarter life crisis on his 28th birthday because he realized he doesn’t have any friends (relatable)

Will not wait for food to cool down before eating it

Very strong moral code for somebody who makes a living lying to people

The horrors are relentless but he stays sillay :3

Made a website out of glittering MySpace banners from 2004

Gamer

Literally wears like. Matching hello kitty pajama sets

Genuinely cares about his employee and also pays him exclusively in dirty nickels and MobDonalds Happy Meals

Truly the man ever. Absolutely relatable Being 28 Experience