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Flight attendant: please make sure all small items are secure before landing

John, whispering: do you feel safe, Lexie?

I wonder who my favourite the quarry character is

*at a Halloween party*

Kaitlyn: What is "C" for?

Jacob: C4 is a fucking explosive.

Kaitlyn: No, what is "c" for?

Jacob: ..."C" is for cock.

Kaitlyn: *facepalm* What's your costume?

Jacob: Cookie monster.

Kaitlyn: Now what is "c" for?

Jacob: Cookies.

Hehe gay

F in the chat for nick, turned into werewolf for the plot to plot

Nick in ch6, holding Abigail: You smell so good...

Me: ohoho nelly 👀👀

Nick: I wanna taste you... Come here...

Me: she's gonna get that dick, good for her 🤩🤩 am totally expecting the cute Twilight werewolf design

Nick:

Me: 😱😰😰 nobody warned me about this!!!!

i want nick furcillo and jacob custos to kiss

I’ll always be thinking about how Evan Evagora declared ‘Lovefool’ by The Cardigans as Nick’s favourite song.

Dylan: I fell into a trap. I went in for a kiss and now... he's got me! And he won't let me go!

Ryan: *spooning Dylan* You're mine.

Dylan: Yes I know but *tries to pull away* Eh!

Ryan: *pulls him back* Mine.

Dylan: Eh!

Ryan: Mine.

Dylan: Eh!

Ryan: Mine.

Dylan: *giving up* God dammit!

Dear Evan Hansen: What if Evan Didn't Lie?

So I couldn't stop thinking about how Dear Evan Hansen would have gone if Evan had told the truth from the get-go. Would the story be that different? I would say no.

So I decided to write a fake wikipedia summary for my in-progress fanfic of "Dear Evan Hansen - Rewritten."

Original sources are:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Evan_Hansen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Evan_Hansen_(film)

And I thought my interests in the quarry and Romeo and Juliet would never overlap. I’m currently sobbing over the comparisons now and will be unsubscribing from oxygen thank you very much

tw death

this is one of the bad unpopular endings where ryan and dylan both died, and damn it, why does it look like that very poetic death scene of romeo and juliet???? 😭😭😭😭😭