The Only Taxi That I Can Do The Faketaxi Scene🛐

There's a sound that fits perfectly in TCF so I'll translate and adapt for u guys

Cale: Guys, my mother told me to take off my pajamas and put on some clothes because we're going to eat meat

Literally everyone: Psychiatrist Cale, psychiatrist

Cale: But why psychiatrist?

Literally everyone: Because you've been talking to your ancient power for 5 days

Cale: It's your father. What's the problem?

Literally everyone: they died 10.000 years ago!

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NOW IS TOMORROW.

I'm talking about og!cale

ok, jour is from the cat tribe, but cale just doesn't know that, so he doesn't have the growth of a cat property, so he can't turn into a cat or enter in beast mode, he even had any growth phase.

And he just doesn't know that because jour somehow sealed his cat side and he discovers by on and hong, who he met before going to get drunk.

Then he sees the cats who they started meowing at him and because he has a weakness for cats he is like: "hey just little meowmeow" and cats are like "hey" and was like "wtf you guys talk?"

And then he and the cats go to the mansion and the cats say to him that he is a half cat and the plot does like the original but with og!cale, a little bit of angst and maybe alcale plus a little bit of comfort (alberu comforting Cale who was afraid that his family discovers that he is a half cat and hates him and cale cobforting alberu because he is 1/4 dark elf

Wait, if choi han can have an extremely long life because of this transgression, why cale don't have his life also extend?

I just noticed the difference between hsr events and genshin events

WHY THERE'S NO MANY PRIMOS IN GENSHIN AND SO MUCH IN STAR RAIL???

(Not that I'm complaining about the amount of HSR gems

The difference between choicale and alcale:

*came steals someone, destroys his life, torture him*

Choi han: cale-nim is so kind🥰

Alberu: ??What are you talking about? That's definitely a crazy bitch

IMAGINE AN AU WHERE OG!CALE CAN SEE GHOSTS AND WHEN HIS MOM DIED HE STARTS TO SEE HER AS GHOST

(maybe I will continue this)

I really admire the people that know how to pronounce the words in english, you have to do so so many strange things with your mouth and tongue just to day a single line

I had a little headcanon

KRS loves holding hands (or just putting his hand in other people, like holding someone arm while talking), It's his love language or a safe place for him

Imagine him in a conversation with lsh or cjs and he suddenly holds his hand

Or even with choi han or alver

He is talking about war strategies with alberu and he unconsciously holds his hand and speaks normally

Or he's talking about where they will go after and describing the place and he holds his hands (choi han is a little bit more emotional because he has the memories of cjs)

I think Choi Han should kiss cale

I think alver should kiss cale

I think krs should kiss cale

I think cjs should kiss cale

I think lsh should kiss cale

I think everyone should kiss cale

OMFG SHE'S SO FUCKIN PRETTY

I want her playable now

Did I already say she's beautiful, pretty, hot, woof woof, mommy etc?

I'll literally kms if she won't become playable