about the sapphic sitcoms: why wait to hollywood y’all? we could start making the fanfictions, right now!! like, today
zaris + costume references to isis/black adam in show - possibly even done on purpose!
interview with the vampire (2022–) / house of the dragon (2022–) / hannibal (2013–2015) / the affliction, marie howe
some messy kitchen-centric domestic behrad stuff
i need to thank whoever came up with Oh. Oh. for what they've done for the English language.
“don’t project YOUR issues onto that fictional man” i’m not even doing anything. he’s doing all that shit himself. sorry for spotting patterns. observing. understanding nuances. i guess
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And they were crewmates (oh my god they were crewmates)
my mother often asks me if the food - dinner, or whatever - is good, and every time all I can do is hum some uncommitted sound because I have no idea of what good food is supposed to be;
in my mind, there's just like, special food - pizza, lasagna, etc -, normal food - rice and beans - and like those four very specific foods I hate with all my soul.
like, what is good food even supposed to be? or bad? in my mind bad food only means tainted, otherwise is just food.
Me: I want to just make a fun self indulgent WIP with self indulgent characters and tropes without worrying about the plot
Me ten seconds into planning: If this story isn’t perfectly flawless and thought out and unique and ready for publishing I will explode
elected fic of the year
bared fangs by sapphicjasper