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hello spop fandom, i have come to deliver the memes

i’m so serious when i say nalu is the goofiest ship in fairy tail and also the one that makes me lose my mind the most. like look at them. look at these screenshots. they are so chronically unserious it’s actually romantic. why are they always matching each other’s chaotic energy??? like they weren’t just meant for each other, they were engineered in a lab to be the two most ridiculous people in the guild and then fall in love about it. the synchronized screaming. the dramatic hand-holding like someone just proposed. the way natsu sparkles while lucy looks five seconds away from homicide. they are so stupid. they are SO STUPID. and yet so in sync it makes my brain short-circuit.

they’re soulmates in the most obnoxious way possible. not in a soft “we complete each other” kind of way but in a “we got kicked out of a restaurant for sword fighting with breadsticks” way. and they’d be laughing the whole time. they match each other’s every step, every tone, every over-the-top facial expression like they’re one shared creature split into two hot idiots. i love them so much it physically pains me. like this isn’t even about romance anymore. this is about divine comedy. this is about two people being so chaotic together that the universe just gave up and said “fine. fine. you win. be together forever.” and they will. they will be so annoying and dramatic and in love until the end of time. and i’ll be right there cheering them on

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

catra things idk

glimmer: “so i looked it up, and having an animal companion technically qualifies you as a princess.” catra: “i will literally eat your entire face.” 

the princesses have to start the whole “teach the horde kid how to be a person” process all over again 

catra: “wtf is a brunch?” 

adora: “it’s a part of a tree, catra.” 

scorpia: “wait, i thought it’s something you eat.”

adora: “you can eat tree branches!?!”

bow has an entire album filled with photos of catra doing cute cat things and has a will prepared in case she ever finds out he has it. adora contributes most of the content. 

perfuma goes around etheria saying how great a meditation buddy catra is but catra doesn’t have the heart to tell her that she’s just napping the whole time 

adora spread a accurate rumor that catra was the little spoon and everyone gave her so much shit for it she went off the grid with melog for two whole days. 

catra brainstorms with adora on how to get mermista to warm up to her after the whole salineas thing, and what eventually does it is helping mermista take down the hit man who’s been stalking sea hawk for like three weeks.

mermista: “she’s like…really good at setting things on fire.” 

adora: “so i’m chaperoning all of your friend dates ok?” 

catra has a whole wall in her closet devoted to finding out netossa’s weakness because she won’t let the spray bottle incident go 

an entire princess alliance meeting was devoted to deciding whether catra should grow her hair out again and it got so ugly they had to throw the minutes out. 

afterwards, catra asks melog how hard it would be to create an illusion that would make her look bald for the next meeting

the only princess that catra is scared of is frosta and she will take that shit to her grave 

throwback to that time hinata and kags were throwing hands and yachi just standing there like 👁👄👁

Nalu shitpost based off a Twitter comic 😆

kokichi: can you believe this person, they’ve been arguing with me about the ethics of honey bee labor for three days on here. like, give it a rest and stop using palm oil while you’re at it

shuichi, not looking up from his phone: i mean there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway

kaito, in tears: i have no idea what either of you are saying but i love you both so much

me: i should rly practice drawing the rest of the V3 cast more i love them too… my brain: draw ouma’s beta designs me: ok