Reblog For The Adhd !

Ah. Assassination my favourite some.

You’ve heard of Bruce adopting Billy Batson, you’ve heard Jason Todd, get ready for Timothy Drake!!!

So, fun idea.

Tim’s parents had an archeology thing going on for them, Billy’s did too before they rebooted his parents into being Awful™️

Let them bond.

Let lil’ Timmy Drake with his freaky photographic memory that figured Dick out with the memory of his quadruple flip figure out Captain Marvel (incorrectly) being C.C. Batson, an old family friend he’s seen maybe once or twice, and then figure the real truth out and be like.

“Oh, oh… okay. (Dead silence) Wanna boat?” And just… adopts Billy, jokingly calls him co-captain of the cruddy boat he freaking lives on as a joke to his hero identity. Solve cases together with their mix of magic and scientific trivia and their shared history/archeology trivia, let them geek out to eachother, have Tawny eat one of Tim’s pet fish, let the teenager be a dad to another teenager for the absurdity of it all

Whoever you ship him with can be thrown into the bunch too, Bernard sees a random kid named Batson and is like

Bernard: Did you clone someone babe?

Tim: uhhh… not recently?

Billy freaking Batson: Hi, I’m magic!

Bernard: Babe—

Alternatively

Kon: Wait, so this kid can kick Clark’s ass?

Tim: We’ll Kryptonians are venerable to magic to a higher level than most beings and they are fairly matched so—

Billy: $20 and I’ll send him to Jupiter

Kon: $50 if you strand him on Uranus for the hell of it

Billy: you got it dad! (Shazam’s away)

Kon:… YOU ADOPTED HIM?!

Canon

Viktor Arcane Season 2 Concept Art by Victor Maury (Sources: x, x, x, x, x)

Bones cool :3

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

the tucan, always a fun classic

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

Do yall ever just

some mikey for the soul

Silly reblog

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

My toothies hurt 😔