Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth
yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"
Becaue we know that she is in the purple blood cult, which is Bassically just a juggalo cult??????
Nexus???? Powered by stories?? Is this new Doctor who ripping off Beyond Canon?
I think we all gave up too quickly on the fact that the junekat / johnkat ship name could just be Communism. Like we really could have done that as a fandom and we didn't
Meat karkat and candy karkat should get down freaky style because who needs Dave really.
"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?