As A Writer, I Spend 90% Of My Time Googling Synonyms Or Searching For Words I Know But Have Incidentally

she’s me I’m her meow

In Homestuck, Caliborn claims that Derse’s prison system is so brutal that he was only able to survive due to his own masochism

This is why he tells Jane that her father is dead because he was captured by Dersites

We know Dad Egbert got away by burning Slick’s hat which gained him his favor, but Dad Crocker didn’t do that

The only reason Dad Crocker survived the Derse prison system

Is because Droog had a big crush on him

Which is hilarious

here is a goofy self indulgent thing

i just love these sweaty horse men okay

underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

Rewriting My Mom Commentary

So, my commentary on Mom was very lackluster, so, let’s talk about this, actually.

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How do I explain to normal people at my job that tomorrow is the biggest holiday of the year but only on this one website

weird dreams

random doodle

over stimulation nightmare lmao

Ik she totally pulled that on the trolls. Earth C accidentally has it as an actual thing cause she refused to say it was a joke

What was that one fake tumblr disease about having purple eyes and no body hair PLS RESPOND ASAP