Man, can’t wait for the filler beach episode where Loki and Mobius go jet skiing.
Gender Neutral Reader x Bucky Barnes
Timeline: None / A little AU if you squint
Rating: SFW
Prompt: Bucky knows that, sometimes, you need a really good cry.
A/N: NI need this so bad right now. I want this man to be the last straw and then to piece me back together again.
There was something cathartic about crying.
Not quiet tears that were quickly wiped away, but loud, uncontrollable sobbing. Hitting the walls, falling onto the ground and screaming until your lungs hurt and there was nothing left but dry sobs. It left you utterly exhausted afterwards but pleasantly numb. Bucky had done it himself on occasion, out of anger, frustration, sadness and just about every emotion there was.
So when he heard the telltale gasp of someone holding in a sob, he didn’t hesitate to drop his bag by the sofa and knock on the bathroom door. He had been out all day, errands to run and groceries to do. Someone, without super serum in their body, wouldn’t have heard the sniffle from across the hall and behind a locked door. He had thought and leaned against the frame, “Honey?” Waiting a moment, he knocked again, his heart squeezing at the muffled ‘go away’. “Bad day?”
Bucky understood how a mood could drop suddenly. He had been known to do the same but he never quite got why Y/N would feel so guilty for their 'Bad Days’. They told him that they had nothing to be sad about, that they 'just were’, and it was frustrating to not know why they were so broken.
Y/N wasn’t broken.
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Summary: In which reader meets an interesting customer who tips too much and smiles impossibly big- and eventually returns.
Warnings: Short mention of discomfort from a hot water splash
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Thank you to everyone who showed their excitement for this! I’m so eager for you to read it. Mia and Brit - special thanks to you two for screaming with me over this :’)
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#partners
Tony: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!
Steve: did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god damn motherfucking house. Shit.
Thor: what the FUCK is UP [Thanos]
Bruce: is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book.
Natasha: *kicks cereal boxes on shelves while innocently pushing a trolley*
Clint: 🎶 fuck this shit I’m out 🎶 *leaps into a bin*
Nick: Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you
Maria: I hate boys. Even though they’re nice and stuff I still hate boys.
Loki: Hey everyone, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be that I’d get pushed way less
Bucky: do you ever like wake up or…do like do something and you’re just like “what the Heh-fuck is going on?”
Peggy: [you have a beautiful smile] thanks. You’re not that handsome.
Sam: so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties….
Rhodey: uh I’m not finished…let’s get started. First off - oh my god can you let me do-
Pepper: Chris is that a weed?
Wanda: oH mY GoD whY cAnt yOu jusT tAkE tHe frEAkinG coMpliMEEEEEEEEEEENT
Pietro: *zooms up on a bike* Penis! *crashes into something*
Vision: that is not correct! Because according to the encyclopaedia of *weird tongue noises*
Scott: [hey how much did you pay for that taco?] aye yo you know dis boi got dis free taco-
Hope: Dad look! It’s the good kush
Hank: This is the dollar store how good can it be?
Shuri: WHAT ARE THOSSEEE???
T’Challa: They. Are. My. Crocks.
Okoye: Nah they usually tell my I look like Shalissa [who the fuck is that?] Me!
Nakia: Go back to sleep, and starve.
M’Baku: fuck it up, Kenneth. Kenneth, Fuck it up. Fuck it up, Kenneth.
Peter: It is Wednesday my dudes *tortured screaming*
Ned: Don’t fuck with me! I’ve got the power of God and Anime on my side.
Michelle: people say I can’t do what I love without college. Well I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger!
Flash: Stahhp I could’ve dropped my croissant!
Karen: ahaahahaahhhahahahahhhaahahahhahahahha laughin my fuckin ass off
Dr. Strange: *slides in* Good Evening
Wong: I’ve got to go home because I forgot to vacuum my room.
Peter Quill: Bop it! tss! twist it! nuagh! Pull it! hoooooot!
Gamora: You’re Not My Dad! You always wanna hear something! Ugly ass fuckin’ noodlehead.
Drax: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.
Rocket: gIve mE yOu’rE fAckInG MonEY *dun dun*
Groot: *singing in Groot* you are my dad. You’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie
Mantis: Look at all those chickens
Nebula: you ever play that game where your siblings are sunburnt and you put some spoons in the freezer, take them out and then hit them with it so it rips their skin off?
Yondu: what’s better than this? Guys being dudes.
Valkyrie: [hey can I get a sip of that water] it’s not water [vodka! I like you’re style-] vinegar. [what?] It’s vinegar, pussy.
Korg: …like 0 grams of Trans Fat and OH MY GOD cholesterol!
Grandmaster: Oh my gawd they were roommates
Ebony Maw: What if my nose was- lol I’m Squidward *hysterical wheezes*
Cull Obsidian: MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND THEN ACT LiKE i DONT KNOW NOBODY
Proxima Midnight: this coffees bitter, like my soul. I need something black, like my soul. Fuck it’s cold, like my soul.
Corvus Glaive: *There’s only one thing worst than a rapist…boom!* A child?
Thanos 1: this bitch empty, YEET *yeets Gamora off the cliff*
Thanos 2: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed *dancing* whatcha gonna do?? Whatcha gonna do??
Thanos 3: Someone being annoying? Try Out of My Life. Works great on siblings and teachers! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
#pascals
This moment sucks
Fanfic: has nice tags, good summary
Me: looks promising
Me: *starts reading* ooh this seems good
Me: *continues reading* ...wait
Me: ...
Me: i've read this
thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity
Loki’s fav would be Milk Duds
March hotness
Val Kilmer's little nose scrunch whenever Iceman is genuinely happy.
As you were.