billy crystal as harry burns + wardrobe.
PAIRING: Nick “Goose” Bradshaw x Pilot!Reader
REQUESTED: Yes!
SUMMARY: When a bet leads Goose to hit on a pretty little thing at the bar, he couldn’t have imagined that she would be Bellatrix — the infamous ace with a master’s in astrophysics, and his instructor at Top Gun.
CHARACTERS: Nick “Goose” Bradshaw, Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, Tom “Iceman” Kazansky, Ron “Slider” Kerner, Rick “Jester” Heatherly.
WORD COUNT: 6.2k
WARNINGS: Some suggestiveness, but nothing beyond normal Top Gun behavior. Inappropriate language. Goose just wants a girl who talks dirty. Me using every opportunity to call Maverick small. A mention of fraternization.
A/N: To the one who requested this, thank you so much, I must admit I was giggling and kicking my feet writing this, this is my level of love for this man. The callsign “Bellatrix” is because of the star since she is an astrophysicist, and the name means warrior.
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my phone: steven grant? is that what you want???? what, steven grant on tumblr???! on twitter?!?! on fucking ao3??? Google?? where? WHERE could you possibly want to see him now? we get it, you LOVE steven grant,.,. he’s your favorite character ever, he goes ‘hiya’ and 'laters gators’. you’d DIE fOr hiM, but don’t you think it’s time you thought of something else???? uni?!? your future?????? YOU CAN THINK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHI—
me: even grant
WE GOT A HUNTER & OMEGA HUG!!!!
bro i swear i’ve been living off Hunter&Omega SCRAPS i live for this
in S2E5 when the robot thing is ‘exploding’, Hunter says “grab onto something!” and proceeds to run Omega to safety.
then they sit together safely, until the robot starts going down, and it’s only for a split second
BUT THEY EMBRACE EACH OTHER IN A HUG AND KEEP EACH OTHER SAFE AND ITS JUST dhdkdjdhhs
can someone pls make a gif of it
idk how to do it
i’d give you all my love and appreciation
Haha. I love it
Twilight AU where Bella is rightly Creeped the Fuck Out by Edward rather than intrigued by him and, hoping to defuse the situation before it becomes a Thing, decides to talk to his “sister” about his behavior
What Bella knows about the fallout: Rosalie is out of school for a couple of days, and upon returning gives Bella a thumbs up from across the lunch room but offers no further explanation. Edward is absent from school for a couple of weeks, even when the rest of the Cullens are all there, and then carefully gives her space from then on out.
What Bella does not know about the fallout: Rosalie “Rapist Eater” Hale tore her surrogate brother’s arm off at the shoulder and beat him around the head with it while yelling “Don’t Stalk Girls” until Emmet and Jasper pulled her off of him and made her give the arm back.
Summary: In which reader meets an interesting customer who tips too much and smiles impossibly big- and eventually returns.
Warnings: Short mention of discomfort from a hot water splash
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Thank you to everyone who showed their excitement for this! I’m so eager for you to read it. Mia and Brit - special thanks to you two for screaming with me over this :’)
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Queen of Mean by Sarah Jeffery
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John Mulaney and Matt Murdock are one in the same. Two catholic boys who are fucking done with everything and everyone.
Think about it:
Karen, in Defenders: are you done with the vigilante life?
Matt:
“Didn’t a building fall on you?
Matt:
“But you’re blind.”
Matt:
Just Matt in general:
Ur welcome
If Dostoyevsky did not intend to make Mitya a babygirl, then why Books VIII and IX
(This is Twitter's fault.)
The Mandalorian: The Lovely Moons Series
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