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Modern Howlies

Okay, I know it’s really unlikely and unrealistic and what not but I don’t care

Just imagine: The Howling Commandos alive in modern times. Not through science or serums or cryofreeze, those stubborn assholes just won’t die. They are mildly crotchety old men who wave canes at family reunions and play bingo on weekends and still try to be involved with espionage whenever possible because their retirement home is just so BORING. (Whenever possible is limited to when Gabe and Peggy’s grandson Antoine and their niece Sharon bring them little pieces of ‘classified’ information and asking for advice, and it’s a far cry from their commando days but it’s something so they’ll take it. One more game of scrabble and someone is getting punched) (yes they are all in the same retirement home. Practically attached at the hips they are, especially now that most of the families have spread and moved onto their own lives.)

Then one day Sharon comes in, jittery and more excited than they’ve ever seen her and tells them that They. Found. Cap! Alive! That night the nurses find out that 90 year olds can still be as rowdy as twenty year olds if they are excited enough.

Golden haired fucker doesn’t visit them till after aliens invade New York and for that Dernier repeatedly sacks him upside the head with his cane when he does finally come. (They’d never missed being in the action so much as when they had to watch Cap on the tv, fighting fucking aliens without them to watch his six. And maybe they are a little jealous of these Avengers, but sue them, he was their Captain first.)

All is well, though the rest home gets a few interesting stories because even now they can convince Steve to do some ridiculous shit if they push hard enough. It’s entirely worth the property damage to see him grinning like he hasn’t since before Sarge fell. (And that’s still a gaping wound in all of them, especially now when they are almost all together again. But it’ll never be all of them because Bucky is never coming back)

Then DC happens and they see SHIELD fall on the news (HYDRA, fucking HYDRA the whole damn time and Gabe grips his chair so hard his knuckles turn white because where are Antione and Sharon, are they okay?) and most importantly they see a dead man trying to kill Steve and what the fucking FUCK!?

SARGE!?

WHAT THE HELL SARGE!?

Then hydra’s Intel hits the web and well.

Now it’s war. (It was before, but y'know. Fucking personal now, that’s their Sarge)

So they pour over every piece of Intel they can get their hands on (which is everything the black widow put out their because they may be old but they are the god damn Howling Commandos and their captain and their Sargent need them) and they pull up bases for Cap to tear apart. On her good days Peggy is on the phone helping them and it’s almost like old days and it’s the most purposeful they’ve felt in years

But their most important mission is finding Bucky and bringing him home. And like hell they are sitting this one out. Fuck that, that’s their boy out there somewhere. So they get their leads, they fear up as best they can and they set out. It really does feel like they old days then. Dugan still wears that damn hat and he still has that fucking mustauche. Monty still wears his beret and Dernier still shouldn’t be allowed near explosives (or maybe he should, if you ask Dugan his opinion.) and speaks mostly in French so he and Gabe can have private conversations just to annoy the others. Peggy makes them promise to bring him to visit her when they find him and sends along a letter addressed to Sargent Barnes of the Howling Commandos.

It takes a while, and Steve rants at them to get back to the home before something happens nearly every day on the phone but sorry cap technically we don’t need to take orders anymore, but finally they find him in some old safe house that really is a house in Europe.

Bucky looks out his window one day and see a group of old men standing on the walk staring at him and just feels confusion and familiarity and then - are those the men from the museum? Yes, yes they are! Holy shit it’s the fucking commandos! How are they here, they are ancient, what the fuck guys!?

He sneaks out the back and the chase begins.

They follow him across Europe yelling at him to come home every time they get close no matter who is around (to damn old for this shit, get your punk ass home you little fuck, don’t give a damn who can hear us) and Dernier keeps lecturing him in French. They nearly choke on their coffee the first time he responds in perfect French, something snarky and oh so Bucky and the fucker takes that opportunity to disappear into the crowd. Asshole.

There are close calls and sarcasm and somewhere along the line Morita shanks somebody and Gabe beans a hydra agent over the head with an IV pole and Dugan knocks another one out with his walker.

Just, ninety something year old howlies chasing Bucky across Europe and despite his winter soldier training managing to keep getting the drop on him.

Vine References: MCU

Tony: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!

Steve: did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god damn motherfucking house. Shit.

Thor: what the FUCK is UP [Thanos]

Bruce: is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book.

Natasha: *kicks cereal boxes on shelves while innocently pushing a trolley*

Clint: 🎶 fuck this shit I’m out 🎶 *leaps into a bin*

Nick: Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Maria: I hate boys. Even though they’re nice and stuff I still hate boys.

Loki: Hey everyone, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be that I’d get pushed way less

Bucky: do you ever like wake up or…do like do something and you’re just like “what the Heh-fuck is going on?”

Peggy: [you have a beautiful smile] thanks. You’re not that handsome.

Sam: so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties….

Rhodey: uh I’m not finished…let’s get started. First off - oh my god can you let me do-

Pepper: Chris is that a weed?

Wanda: oH mY GoD whY cAnt yOu jusT tAkE tHe frEAkinG coMpliMEEEEEEEEEEENT

Pietro: *zooms up on a bike* Penis! *crashes into something*

Vision: that is not correct! Because according to the encyclopaedia of *weird tongue noises*

Scott: [hey how much did you pay for that taco?] aye yo you know dis boi got dis free taco-

Hope: Dad look! It’s the good kush

Hank: This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Shuri: WHAT ARE THOSSEEE???

T’Challa: They. Are. My. Crocks.

Okoye: Nah they usually tell my I look like Shalissa [who the fuck is that?] Me!

Nakia: Go back to sleep, and starve.

M’Baku: fuck it up, Kenneth. Kenneth, Fuck it up. Fuck it up, Kenneth.

Peter: It is Wednesday my dudes *tortured screaming*

Ned: Don’t fuck with me! I’ve got the power of God and Anime on my side.

Michelle: people say I can’t do what I love without college. Well I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger!

Flash: Stahhp I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Karen: ahaahahaahhhahahahahhhaahahahhahahahha laughin my fuckin ass off

Dr. Strange: *slides in* Good Evening

Wong: I’ve got to go home because I forgot to vacuum my room.

Peter Quill: Bop it! tss! twist it! nuagh! Pull it! hoooooot!

Gamora: You’re Not My Dad! You always wanna hear something! Ugly ass fuckin’ noodlehead.

Drax: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.

Rocket: gIve mE yOu’rE fAckInG MonEY *dun dun*

Groot: *singing in Groot* you are my dad. You’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie

Mantis: Look at all those chickens

Nebula: you ever play that game where your siblings are sunburnt and you put some spoons in the freezer, take them out and then hit them with it so it rips their skin off?

Yondu: what’s better than this? Guys being dudes.

Valkyrie: [hey can I get a sip of that water] it’s not water [vodka! I like you’re style-] vinegar. [what?] It’s vinegar, pussy.

Korg: …like 0 grams of Trans Fat and OH MY GOD cholesterol!

Grandmaster: Oh my gawd they were roommates

Ebony Maw: What if my nose was- lol I’m Squidward *hysterical wheezes*

Cull Obsidian: MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND THEN ACT LiKE i DONT KNOW NOBODY

Proxima Midnight: this coffees bitter, like my soul. I need something black, like my soul. Fuck it’s cold, like my soul.

Corvus Glaive: *There’s only one thing worst than a rapist…boom!* A child?

Thanos 1: this bitch empty, YEET *yeets Gamora off the cliff*

Thanos 2: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed *dancing* whatcha gonna do?? Whatcha gonna do??

Thanos 3: Someone being annoying? Try Out of My Life. Works great on siblings and teachers! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!

MATT MURDOCK LOOKOGRAPHY RATING

(As based on Hotness, Appeal, and Overall Yumminess)

Red Suit Matt Black Suit Matt Lawyer Matt

★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★

(CRITIC'S CHOICE)

Tuxedo Matt NYPD Shirt Matt Shirtless Matt

★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★

(FAN FAVORITE)

Hoodie Matt Hobo Matt L. Jacket Matt

★★★★ ★★ ★★★★

(STICK'S CHOICE)

HIGHEST RATED: 5★ Black Suit, NYPD Shirt, Shirtless

LOWEST RATED: 2★ Stick Cosplay

CRITICS CONSENSUS: "Matthew Murdock is an absolute ethereal, beautiful, show-stopping, gorgeous human being regardless of his sartorial choices." (Certified HOT at 100%)

AUDIENCE REVIEW: "Matt ur hot af." (Certified Down Bad for this disaster Catholic man)

The Red Thread Masterlist

🔥  = NSFW 🐧  = contains metaphorical penguin shenanigans 🌧️ = contains heavy angst

The Red Thread  🔥  

Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Summary: It’s said that every soul is connected to another by a red thread, and that these two souls are destined to meet. The thread, though it may  tangle or stretch, will never break. That’s not your experience, lucky  or unlucky enough as you are to see the strings that bind people  together. A red thread is developed and grown, not born, and you’ve  worked hard to weed out any semblance of crimson that might cling to  you. You pay your bills, you keep your head down, and you find whatever  lost people or items you’re hired to sniff out.

Then the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen tags along on a job, and your plan falls apart.

Now the longest Daredevil x Reader fic on AO3, so remember to drink some water before starting! Updates every Tuesday.

Rating: Mostly M, occasional E. Chapters that are E will be marked at the beginning of the chapter. NSFW.

Current tags and warnings: friends-to-lovers, eventual smut, slow burn,  canon-typical violence, blood, kidnapping and rescue, guns, angst, hurt/comfort, no use of ‘y/n’. More tags are listed on the fic itself!

For your added enjoyment: listen to the official accompanying playlist on Spotify!  

Chapter 1  |  Chapter 2  |  Chapter 3  |  Chapter 4  |  Chapter 5  |  Chapter 6  |  Chapter 7  |  Chapter 8  |  Chapter 9  |  Chapter 10  |  Chapter 11  |  Chapter 12  |  Chapter 13  |  Chapter 14  |  Chapter 15  |  Chapter 16  |  Chapter 17  |  Chapter 18  |  Chapter 19  |  Chapter 20  |  Chapter 21  |  Chapter 22  |  Chapter 23  |  Chapter 24  |  Chapter 25  |  Chapter 26  |  Chapter 27  |  Chapter 28  |  Chapter 29  |  Chapter 30  |  Chapter 31  |  Chapter 32  |  Chapter 33  |  Chapter 34  |  Chapter 35  |  Chapter 36  |  Chapter 37  |  Chapter 38  |  Chapter 39  |  Chapter 40  |  Chapter 41  |  Chapter 42  |  Chapter 43  |  Chapter 44  |  Chapter 45  |  Chapter 46  |  Chapter 47  |  Chapter 48  |  Chapter 49  |  Chapter 50  |  Chapter 51  |  Chapter 52  |  Chapter 53  |  Chapter 54  |  Chapter 55  |  Chapter 56  |  Chapter 57  |  Chapter 58  |  Chapter 59  |  Chapter 60  |  Chapter 61  |  Chapter 62  |  Chapter 63

Extras/Supplementary Goodies

Requested Matt POVs of major events:

✦The goodbye letter from Chapter 9. ✦Matt’s POV of that scene from Chapter 28. (NSFW🔥) ✦Matt’s POV/feelings on you wearing his mask in Chapter 32. (NSFW 🔥 ) ✦Letters from the Road (letters sent to Matt, post-chapter 34): Letter 1 | Letter 2 | Letter 3 (Also collected here) ✦Matt dreaming of you while you’re away during the Away Chapters. ✦Matt’s POV of the 10 day period in Chapter 41. 🌧️ ✦ Matt’s POV of the mind-whammy and grinding in Chapter 47  🔥  

What-Ifs:

Based on an ask: what would happen if Reader lost her memory just before coming back from her three months away? 🌧️

Fan Creations Because Ya’ll Are Amazing:

✦  Art by @electricmongrel​ of Beagle!Reader and Doberman!Ciro! ✦  Art by @nerualian​ of Matt, including one of him with a red thread! ✦  Art by @acrabbybish​ of Matt in an adorable penguin onesie! ✦  A series of wonderful pieces by @phantomkindalikejaiden​ of Matt and Red Thread’s Reader: Art 1 | Art 2 | Art 3 | Art 4 | Art 5 | Art 6 | Art 7 | Art 8 | Art 9 | Art 10 | Art 11 | Art 12 ✦  Art by ViviEkhart on Insta of Matt and Reader holding hands! ✦  An awesome playlist by @moonyinthestars​ on spotify! ✦ Badass art by @melodicmel​ of Matt with a red thread! ✦ Art by @vx-vexedvixen​, who made this awesome collage!

The Marvel Cinematic Universe throughout the years

This is adorable. My heart.

Odette | 13th January 2019 | x / x

everyone knows the skywalkers

pairing: obi-wan kenobi x fem!reader, modern au

word count: 3465

summary: you and obi-wan are the last two members of the skywalker family circle to meet, and it’s in the most unexpected way.

a/n: this was one of the first things i ever started for the star wars fandom (i began my time in this fandom as the biggest obi-wan simp but alas, clones). it was the first time i had written in over a year and i’m cautiously proud of it, i hope y’all like it!! also let me have photography bby luke or i will fight

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