Mandmexpressed - Bull & Quean

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NSFW asks - looked like fun

1:When did you lose your virginity? 17

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? As a guy, still love nipple play. Also not a fan of cocks in my ass, but do like small plugs.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? City Hall

5: Favourite sex position? Doggy

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, several

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? As a guy, love the hip shapers with thong backs

12: How often do you have sex? Twice a day

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Yes, some know some don’t.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Tough, but in the end giving

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Bad stomach virus but was dating a nympho who wanted to risk it. Thankfully she knew the risk and understood when things went south.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Not into it - I like to hear real sex.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? (see above)

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? If the occasion suits.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Tough, but if I had to pick - shower.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Pornstar? Ava Addams or Lucie Wilde. Person I know? A local real estate agent (who also knows I’m into it, she’s debating)

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes (see above) 

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Too often, honestly

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? She’s my wife, so yes. Honestly I’d fuck my dude best friend too if it wouldn’t make it awkward

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) No

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Big tits and when it’s obvious someone is very into the sex that’s going on (real life or porn)

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Face, tits, legs

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Dick, ass, legs

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Fleshlight

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Gave being penetrated a shot, wasn’t a fan

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes. Was good, had a large amount of fruit earlier that evening

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Fruit

35: Worst possible time to get horny: Business meeting (happens all the time)

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Turns me on, so yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: Only if it affects your sex drive

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: ‘That’s never fucking happened’ with heavy breathing and a believable emotional response that made it at least feel real

Wife’s best friend saying that she had been very active and I was at least top 3

39: Favorite foreplay activities: Pussy eating/fingering, ass fingering/licking, making out, sucking nipples

40: What do you wear to bed? Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated: 11

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes, again probably too many

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, two weeks ago before it go cold

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes, already asked

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes, already asked

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 0 clue on this one.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Yes. I’m into guys sometimes

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Yes, giving and receiving. I find it intimate

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Doesn’t bother me if they own it.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Done it, not all it’s cracked up to be.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Fried food hahahaha.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar - I like to show off and I’m very voyeuristic.

53: Do you watch porn? Often.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. Wanted too much sex from a girl at the time

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? I do it often.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Nope, have done would do again.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? Yes. I give other dudes head, why not myself?

58: Booty or Boobs? God such tough questions - boobs.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Actually no. I ALMOST did, seriously, but couldn’t go through with it. For some that’s probably close enough.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 1) Play with my boobs, probably too much

2) DP myself

3) Fuck a guy friend

4) Fuck my wife

5) Masturbate to end the day

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? All too often.

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? See above

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? Yes (she then sucked it)

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Hands, toys, prostate

65. What is your bra/penis size? Penis - just over 8″

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Another dick

67. When was the last time you masturbated? This morning

68. When was the last time you had sex? At lunch

69. When was the last time you watched porn? This morning

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Yes, last one I bought was a new plug for Christmas. First toy was my first plug.

71. Guys:Circumsized? Yes

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Dick

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? NA

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? No, actually - kind of surprising

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Hmmm, can’t remember.

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? I actually had a huge crush on a new professor in college. She was older, looked like Sara Jay, and I wanted her bad. I actually came all over my sheets from this one.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? Plenty - I really just want to have sex with all my friends, it’s kind of toxic.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Plenty, hard to name just a few.

80. Favorite sexual position? Doggy.

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? I’m a dude, so haven’t heard that before.

82. Are you into any BDSM? Not really, no.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Cousin by marriage (uncle’s wife’s daughter from first marriage). There’s the whole family thing but she’s actually very, very sexy and has huge natural tits and the body to match. If I could, I would in a heartbeat (my wife actually fantasizes about this)

84. Do you like dirty talk? 100% - before sex, after, sexting, etc.

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Quiet during both.

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Yes, kids.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Quean, group sex, pregnancy sex/creampie, gloryhole

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yes, but only after we had sex (was actually my wife, and her friend)

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and yes.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes and no.

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