Imagine You Work At Some Fucking Roadside Diner In Buttfuck Nowhere And You Have To Wait A Table With

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

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And You're Fire, But Sweet Hot Coals Beneath My Feet Warm Blood, Body And I Lost It When You Found Me

And you're fire, but sweet hot coals beneath my feet warm blood, body and I lost it when you found me

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And You're Fire, But Sweet Hot Coals Beneath My Feet Warm Blood, Body And I Lost It When You Found Me

This song always gets me in a soft mood (even more than usual, if possible) tried sth new with the hands, vaguely inspired by egon schiele


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2 months ago

why has no one (from what ive seen) done a 'stiles gets bitten first' fic that actually takes plot points and conflicts from 3B where canon stiles is going through a supernatural transformation? like if he got bit instead of scott he wouldn't know about werewolves yet and would probably interpret the changes in his senses as hallucinations, sleepwalking used to be an issue for him, and increased aggresion could be any number of neuro problems like it all fits perfectly for him to think he may be dying but no one uses it


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1 week ago
Stiles Was Speechless For The First Time In His Life.

Stiles was speechless for the first time in his life.


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3 months ago
I Believe In Super Wingman McCall

I believe in super wingman McCall


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3 weeks ago

Derek: Well done, Stiles. You’re handling this whole thing rather well. Stiles: I don’t think I am, Sourwolf. Derek: Then you’re freaking out in the most useful way possible. Keep it up.

1 month ago
Derek: I'm The Best At Fighting.

Derek: I'm the best at fighting.


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4 weeks ago
Wanted A Cover For My 'I Could See Stiles Listen To This' Playlist And Since It Can't Be A Gif - In Which

Wanted a cover for my 'I could see Stiles listen to this' playlist and since it can't be a gif - in which case it would have been this one:

Wanted A Cover For My 'I Could See Stiles Listen To This' Playlist And Since It Can't Be A Gif - In Which

- second best was a redraw of the lofi girl although the playlist is probably as far from lofi as you can get LOL

Link to playlist under the cut for those curious:

I've listed the ones I've done art for at the beginning but from there on I've just been adding whenever I came across something from my own liked songs that I could see stiles jam out to. Best on shuffle!

It ended up with so many of my hype favorites hahaha. if you put this on, say 'actually, what would realistically happen in this scenario is...' in the mirror 3 times and open a can of coke, you'll summon a ghostly apparition of me that'll poorly but enthusiastically dance in your kitchen.


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2 months ago
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is
I Don't Know Who The Fuck Censored "hell" In That Last Image, But It Sure As Shit Wasn't Me. What Is

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?


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