I Was Inspired To Rewatch It’s Alive With Brad Bc Of @melioristicbeast And Their Wonderful Redraws

can you take my white ass to funkytown

Derek: It doesn't.

Isaac: He's lying.

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

Isaac: I need some… not-legal things… and you can’t ask why.

Stiles: Sure, so long as you don’t ask how.

Isaac: Deal.

Stiles: What do you need?

Isaac: Mountain ash, human bone, and a gun.

Stiles: *pulls all 3 out of his pockets*

Isaac: *equally amazed, confused and terrified*

Isaac: …

Stiles: …

Isaac: … Okay, cool. Thanks.

Stiles: Any time.

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

post canon streamer stiles who randomly drops lore about himself and proceeds to never elaborate. like, he'll be in the middle of a stream and casually go 'this feels exactly like that one time my boyfriend's psycho uncle chased me through my school in the middle of the night' and then completely moves on while the chat explodes. derek, stiles' strong armed moderator, is low key having the worst day of his life

Stiles: Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way outta this one.

Jackson: Ignite it is then.

Jackson: *chucks molotov cocktail at Peter*

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

stiles stilinski edit by me!

hes so silly