Whenever sakumo is on a mission for a longer time, his dogs pick up Kakashi from the Academy. With dogs I mean maybe 8 dogs jump onto this small emo kid
forty seventh prompt:
regulus is sent forward in time, into harry’s fifth year. he’s in his younger 15-year-old body, and the book starts off with him waking up on the knight bus, still holding all his memories.
he attends hogwarts again, with the help of dumbledore telling the teachers to not say anything about him. regulus also gets sorted into slytherin, and is tasked by dumbledore to help with researching the horcruxes.
it’s only when harry struggles with teaching a spell to dumbledore’s army that regulus is approached and asked to co-teach.
some things that could be used:
- regulus uses the room of requirement for a new library with some horcrux books in it. hermione sees him use the wall one time and tries to like interrogate him and he’s like uhm
- he helps the weasleys do a prank at one point and they’re the ones that recommend he can help the army
- harry’s always staring at him cause ‘wow this dude looks so familiar’
- regulus and snape argue in class constantly
- regulus starts teaching harry occlumency
- he’s got tons of scars from the inferni and when umbridge is like “nothings gonna hurt you!” that one time in class everyone just turns and. stares at him
- or, instead of the weasleys recommending him it’s luna cause they’re friends :)
- regulus mothers draco cause he was supposed to be his godfather lmao
- he could run in and save sirius at last minute
- oh yeah he’d need to have a different name as well lmaoo
- honestly should i write this i have so many ideas
au where Naruto reads Jiraiya's will and realizes he's only getting 30% of Jiraiya's icha icha money and the rest of it is going to some girl on onlyfans
it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters
basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact
(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)
harry decides upon 3 goals:
fuck up as much shit as possible
make a shitload of money
save some lives or whatever
it is
H I L A R I O U S
his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?
he has a psychic scar
(hermione is SO PISSED about this)
(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)
everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this
harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year
“snape is my sole ally”
he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great
even draco is a friend!
(kind of)
(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)
harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”
either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”
because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn
(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)
it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it
and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”
in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic
harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard
harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.
cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.
the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring
he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort
everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”
(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.
snape is so angry
it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off
here’s the link
thank me later
a full set of kids in the 90s.
A week of exploring cinematic concepts for my potterbyblvnk sketches. With the help of you guys, I decided to call this series “potterframes”.
I want to show you in details, colors and atmosphere, how I imagine the story of Harry Potter beyond my sketches. My goal is to create believable “movie” scene. I know we already have the movies, but there’s a lot we can explore, especially after growing up.
I might have a lot of fun desiging the dark side of the story this time, with a bit of light for a contrast, of course.
Hope you enjoy.
As always, the only intention is to feed my imagination.
A Kakashi-centric Naruto fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.
Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.
(1),(2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(7) (8),(9),(10)
(11),(12),(13),(14),(15),(16),(17),
(18),(19),(20) (21),(22),(23),(24),
(25),(26),(27),(28),(29),(30),(31),
(32),(33),(34),(35),(36),(37),(37.5)
(38),(39),(40),(41),(42),(43),(44)
(45),(46),(47),(48),(49),(50),(51),
(52),(53),(54),(54.5)(54.9),(55),(56),
(57),(58),(59),(60),(61),(62),(63),(64)
(65),(66),(67),(…)
Also available to read on AO3.