How To Relax, Dog Edition

Bellatrix (at a death eater meeting): This is too stressful, especially when I’m trying to have a baby

Regulus (disgusted): A baby? With whose vagina?

Bellatrix:

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

one time i had a dream that my family was at a dinner party with the blacks for some reason and i had to sit next to regulus. in the dream, i didn't know him so i thought he was super boring and quiet but i quickly found out that he was the deadpan chaotic type? like he was constantly muttering absolutely wild stuff under his breath with a completely straight face and whenever that happened i'd look at him like yo tf and he'd just look innocently back at me like he never even said anything. like my guy would just casually refer to large sums of money as "smackarackaroonies" in his ridiculously posh accent with the air of someone discussing the weather and act like it was a completely normal thing to say. i was in tears lmfao

OP YOU MET REGULUS BLACK HOW DOES IT FEEL

here’s the thirty-eighth prompt I said I’d be doing! please tell me if you want a sequel, I’d love to write a part two!

regulus black has always had a temper. it’s not his fault that one day it snaps at breakfast and he stabs a fork into evan rosier’s hand when he’s spitting pure-blood nonsense.

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do you have any akatsuki-related headcanons that you like?

idk uhhh dad kisame

dobby: master has given dobby a flock!

dobby: dobby has geese!

I find Kakashi very relatable.

(based on this post)

kakashi “chakra exhaustion” hatake

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

harry: i'm gonna teach my first kid how to avoid being a protagonist so he has an easier life than me

[later]

harry: ALBUS was the protagonist? shit