Flitwick’s Approach To Teaching Charms Class Is Just ‘hey Here’s A Spell, Now Everyone Cast It

Regulus Black owning a bookstore that everyone assumes is a front. It is. He has a underground House elf smothering ring under his store to free house elves. Also he really likes to read.

omg it’s like kinda like aberforths hogs place and it has lil tunnels in it

i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.

the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]

Lucius Malfoy’s wand is worth every penny. 🐍✨🖤

That yes that is friendship,to continue being friend even after being released from the bridge

Regulus: write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave when I die

Regulus: its both a witty pun, AND a warning

Regulus: because I WILL be back

Narcissa: is anyone else vaguely threatened?

Snape: 'Vaguely'?

more of the jenna marbles stuff feat kakashi

In which Walburga told baby Regulus that 'Black's do not bend to anyone', so years later, when there's this wannabe Dark Lord with no actual pureblood linage (Salazar family line never continued as far as he knows) and he sees his family becoming pathetic for following a nobody, he refuses to acknowledge their desires for him to be a Death Eater (and his whole family in general for being disgraces to the Black name) and, instead, works to find ways of preserving their good name once this whole insanity was over.

Regulus, to Sirius who was going to the Potters: It's better if you leave now, brother. I, for my part, will stay here to uphold the true name of the Blacks and their values: elegance, power, and greatness. I have no time to waste in the pathetic games of a nobody our parents so disgracefully have fallen for.

BAMF regulus!! BAMF regulus!!

here’s the thirty-eighth prompt I said I’d be doing! please tell me if you want a sequel, I’d love to write a part two!

regulus black has always had a temper. it’s not his fault that one day it snaps at breakfast and he stabs a fork into evan rosier’s hand when he’s spitting pure-blood nonsense.

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Okay but Regulus Black gives me major gen z energy. Like you can’t tell me he wouldn’t be to anxious to ask a server for ketchup, but then go beat some death eaters ass, then make it home in time for dinner, and be polite as fuck cause he has anxiety.