If You Had To Pick A Song (or More Than One, If You’d Like) To Describe Regulus, What Would It Be?

two snake boysss~

Everybody's so mad about Mud Eater Reg and People Licker Reg like do you people not have siblings? Like I would be catfighting with my bro and he's stronger, so when he had me pinned down and I couldn't squirm away, I just spat up at his face. It was very effective, even if some of it landed back on my face. And if you're telling me Slytherin Reg wouldn't bite, lick and spit and pull hair to win a fight I don't know what to tell you

i think everyone’s gone feral over mud eating regulus is because like. it’s regulus. when you think of him you think of cool, calm, collected but here here r making him into a fucking Goober

i would kill to see Reg in your style (and maybe Sirius along with him,,,, being Brothers,,, but only if you want👉👈)

honestly, regulus doesn't get enough representation

hope you like it ^^

Regulus, coming up to Sirius' room before a family dinner: Are you—

Regulus: You're really wearing that?

Sirius, in a crop top and skinny leather trousers: What?

Regulus: That colour is horrible on you.

Sirius: ...

Regulus: *makes a face and leaves*

I may or may not be in a cult.

Update: I'm definitely in a cult.

Another update: I don't even remember agreeing to this but all my cousins are in, so it shouldn't be that bad.

Okay it's bad, it's bad. It's really bad. Abort.

Googles: How to safely remove yourself from a group of people.

Sirius, come pick me up I'm scared.

You know who I'm talking about.

here's my thoughts: First time they met, Yamato had very little experience with summons especially not summons that Talked and did stuff Outside of battle, so hes quiet and on edge. Beyond this, Pakkun could not be more different from Kakashi. Where Kakashi is distant, and sarcastic, and sometimes a little mean, Pakkun is an absolute clown.

This dog with an old man face has a puppylike enthusiasm for handshakes and hes got a warmth and openness that Yamato is surprised has not given Kakashi hives (its certainly close to giving Yamato some).

By the time hes an adult he well and truly adores and respects Pakkun (Who, like his summoner, keeps calling him by old names, despite Yamatos insistance).

do yourself a favor and read “Oh God, Not Again!” by Sarah1281

it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters

basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact

(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)

harry decides upon 3 goals:

fuck up as much shit as possible

make a shitload of money

save some lives or whatever

it is

H I L A R I O U S

his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?

he has a psychic scar

(hermione is SO PISSED about this)

(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)

everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this

harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year

“snape is my sole ally”

he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great

even draco is a friend!

(kind of)

(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)

harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”

either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”

because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn

(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)

it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it

and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”

in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic

harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard

harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.

cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.

the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring

he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort

everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”

(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.

snape is so angry

it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off

here’s the link

thank me later

Regulus knows how to use a long sword and when asked why he always answers "Uncle Alphard used to tell me I would be beating back suitors with a stick. But a stick isn't very effective so I learn how to use a blade instead. I am prepared for those harlots"

listen. regulus with dual swords

AN: Harry Potter Fic: holding a handful of flames 

4k of rough Regulus Lives fic, in which RAB is somehow held in stasis in the Inferi Lake and is fetched and revived by Kreacher after Walburga’s death (1986 or 1987-ish). I think this was written as a potential FTH auction fic back in 2017, but put aside in favor of focusing on my RAB-centric fic FDITH. 

Never posted to tumblr or AO3 before; fic under the cut. 

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ahhh i thought this could help some people about how i imagine regulus! before & after he goes to the cave :)