Two Years Ago, I Asked People What They Would Call A Group Of Boggarts From The Harry Potter Series.

“I looked everywhere for you! I thought you’d been kidnapped!

“Your probation meeting ended three hours ago! I can’t believe you, of all people, forgot!

“….

“Do you… have a dog now?”

“It wouldn’t stop following me and it looked really hungry, is all. I’m not going to keep it.”

“This was more important than your jonin status.”

“What’s the point, sensei? They never listen to anything I have to say, and they’re not going to demote me for the same reasons they promoted me in the first place.”

“You earned that promotion, Kakashi.”

“Thanks, sensei. You’re the only one who believes that.”

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You’ve seen Grandpa Sakumo,, but I am giving you Genin Sakumo

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We need to rate Regulus’ sex-appeal in relation to his Hogwarts Professor position.

Astronomy 

Feral Stoner Regulus, the galaxies glitter in his eyes, always telling funny stories about his childhood that have the children go (O_o)??? How are you alive???

Charms

It’s in the subject’s name. Charms Professor Black is simply Prince Charming. Students have been known to faint when he smiles. He is what Gilderoy Lockhart tried so hard to be.

DADA

If you don’t want to get railed through the mattress by Professor Black it’s because you want to be the one doing the railing. (Or are not attracted to Tall Dark Handsome and Smart men and that’s valid.)

Herbology

Soft boy! Soft!!!!! So soft! And then he pulls out a flesh-eating plant that is both poisonous and venomous and goes :) I fed my friend’s cheating significant other to this cutie. He’s very openly an arsonist, but everybody is too busy simping to take notice.

History of Magic

He’s That Bitch. He’s got the tea and he’s spillin’. Keeping Up With Kardashians who, Lancelot and Guinevier went to the gardens UNCHAPERONED and oh yeah student A’s dad made out with B’s aunt in fifth grade. She was already engaged. The SCANDAL. Wears fitted vests and rolls his sleeves up.

Potions

Cryptid Regulus. Hair in a ponytail to keep it out of his face, black nail polish. Rumors are that he’s a Vampire. Nobody would mind if he took a bite.

Transfiguration

Feral Regulus. Probably rants about animal cruelty every once in a while as he’s poking the mouse/goblet with his wand. Will throw hands whenever, wherever, with whoever. Secretly a muggle boxing champion.

Flying/Quidditch

NYOOOMMMM Broom enthusiast and a broom snob. He snatches the Snitch and the spectators’ hearts alike!

Ancient Runes

VERY sexy. In the classic Professor Indiana Jones style.

Arithmacy

Stoner Regulus but like… pervitin in his morning coffee vibrating out of his body Regulus. Chalk powder everywhere… but is it really chalk powder??

Care Of Magical Creatures

Actual soft boy, but with Bounty Hunter Aesthetics. Combat boots and fingerless gloves. He’s too powerful

Divination 

Stoner Regulus, always halfway in the astral plane. Flowy hair, soft deep voice, lips gloss and painted nails. DEAD

Muggle Studies 

Practical lessons include posting tweets. The THIRST he gets. He reads them on his YouTube channel BuzzFeed style, completely deadpan.

Ancient Studies

Arsonist Regulus. The course includes making their own mummy. The disappearances are completely coincidental why do you ask

Alchemy

It’s a gang. They make drugs and forge money and Regulus is the king of the underworld.

Art/Muggle Art

They paint nibbling on brownies. Some of the sculptures *might* be hiding a murder weapon. Also, art forgery and theft. If the museum didn’t notice the switcharoo, you passed.

Music/Muggle Music 

Voice of an angel. The range. The passion. He has a cult following him.

Ghoul Studies

Jock Goth Regulus, probably does weed with Peeves.

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the first one punched me in the face and the others?? just kept on punching?? this is fantastic

my flatmate convinced me to watch “teen beach movie” and oh boi I don’t regret it this movie has everything

himbos

the existential horror of being fictional

tacky musical numbers

the two genders: surfers and bikers

an entire number about “knowing what girls/boys like”

flamboyant villains that are probably married with two kids

Les Camembert

feminism? in my 60s girls slumber party? it’s more likely than you think

a biker called butchy which is probably like the least straight name if you’re wearing leather and singing

so many references to Grease, West Side Story and Happy Days that are totally wasted on the target audience

the power of friendship? no - the power of dumbass chaotic teens

Some new visitors in the house–

If Deku doesn’t wake up like that, I don’t want it. 

… I lie, I want it, just, please, just–

- Two heroes loose on the hospital SERIES -

“The next time I catch you Regulus, I’ll drag you to Azkaban and hand you in myself.”

Naruto, Hogwarts Au 

I’ve been wanting to draw this for a while now~

R.A.B.

Yeah, I'm back with another one black&white art. Regulus is such a good charaster, we really need more fanart of him, don't we?

(Also you can find some of my thoughts and headcanons in insta stories, if you wanna to)

Favorite time travel fics? Of any fandom.

I’m pretty sure I’ve rec’d time travel fics before, esp favourite ones, so I’ll just list some of the more recent ones I’ve read and liked.

Naruto:

sweet baby, i need fresh blood by blackkat

Shukaku fixes the timeline. Grumpily. And with a lot of bloodshed.

Well that didn't go as planned by Orlha

Sakura is sent back in time, except things didn't turn out the way they planned it to be. Never mind that she's almost a decade early, WHY IS SHE A CAT?

Under the surface is a storm by Mysana

Orochimaru lets the seal take him. Allows the death he feared so long finally reach him.

A Quick Trip by Dovey

in which sakura spends maybe five minutes in the future and decides to get a jumpstart on that whole "independant woman who can shatter the earth with her fists" thing, and team seven is left trying to keep up.

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Harry Potter:

Snake Shop by wynnebat (WIP)

In which Tom Riddle finds himself lost, alone, and hurt in the middle of Knockturn Alley, and stumbles upon a peculiar place called Harry's Snake Shop.

you belong to me (i belong to you) by Child_OTKW (WIP)

“What I find absolutely fascinating,” Riddle said as he stalked closer. “is you.” He backed Harry up until the cool wall of the common room was brushing against him. “Do you know why?”

“No. And I’ll be honest here, Riddle, I don’t particularly care.”

The taller boy grinned at him, small yet infinitely amused. “That. Right there.” One hand rose and brushed some of Harry’s fringe from his face. “Nathan Ciro is a spineless little boy too afraid of his own shadow to dare even glance in my direction. But you…”

He leaned closer. “You look at me like you want to stab me.”

After an accident, Auror Harry Potter wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. His return to Hogwarts causes quite the stir through the staff and students, especially when they realise he is not the same boy as before.

He tries to keep his head down, but with the keen eyes of Tom Riddle hounding him through the halls, Harry finds himself unwillingly drawn into a dangerous game with an equally dangerous boy.

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Bleach:

With Honor by wynnebat

Upon Yamamoto's last words, Kisuke opened his eyes and faced a room full of ghosts, and he smiled at them.

"I'm honored to be here," Kisuke said to each of the captains who congratulated him on his promotion.

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Teen Wolf:

You Just Got Ghosted! by Ragga

“What’s your name, angel?” little Stiles murmured even as his eyes fell closed, quickly losing his battle against sleep.

Stiles smiled. It was a little sad but also heavy with the knowledge that what he was doing was the right thing—heavy with the knowledge he didn’t deserve the moniker bestowed upon him.

“You can call me Mietek.”

Or the one where there's time travel, feels abound, two Stiles in one timeline, and one of them stuck somewhere between the planes of existence. Yet a ghost can still manage to save the day and get the girl. Or the wolf. Manly wolf. Because Peter.

Art Imitating Life by GracieBirdie

“If I’m invited to any more funerals, I’m going to be featured at the next one.” Stiles said in a monotone.

Lydia’s dead eyes were really the entire reason Stiles did what he did next.

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X-Men:

Undone by Yahtzee

This began as a short ficlet written for this kink meme prompt: "No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.' - Heraclitus

Post-X3 Charles, instead of transfering his consciousness to the coma guy, finds his mind back in the body of his younger self, right after Shaw's attack on the CIA compound, on their way to the mansion.

The thing: Charles' wants to fix what happened with Erik, but he can't bring himself to do it. He knows that this younger Erik can't be held responsible for his future self's actions, but, nonetheless, here is the man who will paralyze him, who will leave him on the beach, who will turn his sister into a merciless killer. Here is the man who will betray him in the worst way possible, by using him as a tool, a weapon, in his quest to kill all the humans.

So Charles blows cool and hot towards Erik, and Erik is left wondering where all the UST went and why Charles is suddenly so...emotionally distant, even when they're spending more time together than they used to.

I posted the first part as a chapter in my ficlet collection, but then the second part went beyond the ficlet stage, and so here we are.

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Marvel:

Turning Tables by Wix

What should have been Steve's last stand offers a better ending for everyone involved when it returns him to the end of the Battle of New York. There are things that he can change, small things that will have big consequences and hopefully save them all.

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K-Project:

Die Dinge, die wir wollten, waren so einfach. (The things we wanted were so simple.) by DarkrystalSky

The Kagutsu crater doesn't exists. The two Kings died on open sea, creating a tsunami that caused only a few casualties. During the summer of 2003 the Silver King visits the Colorless Clan with a child in his arms, Mishakuji Yukari wonders why.

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BtVS:

Someday by sunalso

AU. The world is broken, but Buffy is given seven days to make it better. Does saving humanity mean letting go of the one thing she wants, or grabbing on to it with both hands?

trelawney: my tea leaves told me you ain't shit

firenze: and i read in the stars that you're an old fraud