By Far My Favorite “weakness Cancels Out Strength” Dynamic In Harry Potter Is That Remus Has Such

hes like 26 years old 20 pounds wet, less than a foot tall, and He Is Holding This Fuckign Family Together.

"Would your character be considered a Daddy?" 😂

The end of R.A.B.

regulus just pulling up to history of magic and shooing binns away as he takes over the lesson. “I’ve provided you with my own mini textbook as hogwarts lacks content about house elfs and their history, a very important history- No avery i don’t care if your father says they’re purpose is to wipe your ass or whatever open the damn textbook!”

💀💀 ‘purpose is to wipe your ass’ lmaoo

also i can’t tell if this is like in harry’s era or if it’s back when regulus was a teenager like he just gets up mid-lesson and is like yknow what i’m the teacher now

i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.

the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]

Konohagakure Military Forces Organization

It took a while but it’s finally done.

HOKAGE

The highest authority of Konohagakure, the face of the Fire Country’s military forces and has the duty to lead, administer and protect Konoha and to ensure the maximum prosperity of the village.

KONOHA COUNCIL

The Konoha Council, made up of the village’s top officials and people the Hokage trusts. Their duty is to assist the Hokage in governing Konoha and to offer their opinion on decisions that must be made with the greatest benefit to Konoha in mind.

In addition, in case the Hokage is unable to choose his successor, the council is responsible for finding eligible candidates for the position.

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