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Love these dogs so much

I honestly never questioned Kent sending me bombs in the mail until I saw people pointing it out. I mean people send me batteries, sea urchins and whole dishes in the mail. The bombs really didn't seem that odd in comparison.

Perceptor, looking around: Is something burning?

Brainstorm, pulling Perceptor closer: Just my desire for you.

Perceptor: ...Brainstorm, your workstation is literally on fire.

We watched Ponyo every day as a kid

I near feel bad for the parents 💀

-Moth

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

There is only one reason people date Sam in Stardew Valley

To my two friends who are aware of my Tumblr, yes I am absolutely calling myself out here, no I am not ashamed. To everyone else, your words are but fiction on my screen. Who am I to believe your thoughts when my own are already the truth of my mind?

I'm getting off track.

The only reason (aside from being good looking and really cool) I would date Sam is so that I can get it with his dad. I mean, have you seen him?

HE'S THE DILF THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

I WOULD WORSHIP HIM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES TO BE WITHIN 10 FEET OF HIS GLORY. FORGET ROBIN, KENT IS THE TRUE QUEEN.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RUGGED MAN TO ROCK UP AT MY DOOR TO SAY HI. HE CAME TO SEE ME ON THE FIRST DAY HE WAS BACK. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE SAM GOT HIS HOTNESS FROM AND BOOM. QUESTION ANSWERED.

Also, he sends you bombs through the mail. This man has balls of fucking titanium. The government bows to his will. He wants to send explosives to the local farmer through the mail service? Fucking let him, just make sure that the mailman is well insured. I will die to be with this man.

reading mtmte with my friends and oh my god this is the funniest fucking response to bullshit I've ever read I'm taking this NOW

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

Paranoiacintervalssongic

A songic gender related to the song ‘paranoiac intervals/body dysmorphia’ by of Montreal

Created by me

-Lust