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Chapter 1

Adriens pov

I stood at the gate of the terminal with Natalie, I wasn’t quite sure who I was supposed to be looking for but I got the idea when a boy nearly identical to me timidly stepped out. Natalie began to speak while waving him over “this is your cousin, he’s moving in with us for a little while due to issues with his father and at school. His mother hoped that sending him here would put a stop to his fathers actions while getting him away from certain people in his school.”

I wasn’t entirely sure what any of what she had said meant but I figured I would just ask him later if I wanted any semblance of an explanation.

“You are la Lloyd correct?” Natalie says to him earning a grimace

“it’s just Lloyd, but yes. Is Mr Agreste not here?”

“No. He had to take care of some important business so he sent me with Adrien to come get you.” Natalie at least had the sense to look sympathetic, the kid had just come from a whole other continent and the guy he’s supposed to live with isn’t even here to meet him.

“Alright, well it’s really stuffy in here and I just spent 12 hours on an airplane (pulled that number out of my ass) so I’m gonna go get my bags so we can leave.”

The car ride was awkward to put it lightly, despite how it had sounded in the airport Lloyd’s French wasn’t as good as I thought it was and my Mandarin wasn’t quite close enough to ningargon to really hold a conversation. I could tell that Natalie didn’t really know what to make of Lloyd which I could understand because I wasn’t sure about him either. What I did know was that plagg was interested in him, I had to shove him back in my pocket every couple minutes to prevent him from flying out and I knew Lloyd was getting suspicious of it.

When we got to the house I could tell Lloyd was surprised, his eyes went really wide as he looked around and I couldn’t help but laugh a little bit.

“This bigger than your old place?” I teased leading him to look at me with a sarcastic expression

“I lived in a two bedroom apartment one room in there is probably bigger than my house.” Natalie glanced back at us as we erupted into giggles, I wasn’t expecting us to hit it off this well and I could tell she wasn’t either. I couldn’t help but think that maybe Lloyd being around would make my home feel a little less cold.

Lloyd

Why are they so rich. Like genuinely what are they doing with all this money other then buying a massive house and doing nothing in it, furniture is so scarce in here and I bet it’s because not even the best interior designer in the world can figure out what to do with all of this space. During the ‘grand tour’ I discovered that they don’t even have anything in some of the rooms of the house and it might be the ‘grew up in an apartment’ in me but everything about this place screamed money hoarding. I did find out that Gabriel Agreste is a world famous fashion designer and his son was a model, and while it did make a lot of sense I just couldn’t see modeling being something Adrien would enjoy even though I’ve only known him for like four hours now.

“This is the state of the art security system that will be triggered whenever there is an akuma alert within 500 meters of the property.” Natalie mentioned while walking past a control panel. This made me freeze ‘what the hell is an akuma’ I thought to myself as Natalie kept walking, not noticing my pause. At the end of the tour, I sat in my new room with Adrien playing cards.

“So what is an akuma?” He looked up at this, as if not expecting these words to come out of my mouth.

“Oh it’s these evil butterflies that possess people with negative emotions and try to destroy paris to lure out ladybug and chat noir to try and get their miraculous.” I stared at him for a solid minute before i could even begin to comprehend any of the words he just said.

“You’re telling me I left one city to get rid of an insane maniac trying to destroy the place just to move somewhere where everyone is at risk of becoming an evil maniac trying to destroy the city if they get a little bit sad?” Adrien laughed a little at this

“yeah pretty much” i glanced out the window making sure not to make eye contact as I began making my decision.

“So how is it handled, do you have super heroes or is the police force competent enough to defeat them?” Adrien seems ed a little shocked at my immedimmediate assumption of super heroes

“yeah actually we have two superhero’s in Paris, ladybug and chat noir. They defeat and purify the akumas and the revert Paris to the state it was in before the akuma attacked.” I know he thinks I missed the stars in his eyes when he brought up ladybug but I’m not that dumb, Mr fanboy also seemed like he knew more about the heroes than he was letting on, I humored the thought that he could be one of the superheroes, I know most would be certain he wasn’t but something about his face when he talked about them held an air of familiarity that went beyond admiration he knew more and in order for me to decide if my assistance was needed I needed to know what he knew.

I'm starting an Autisic Arin headcanon compilation

Arin "takes everything literally and has trouble seeing through lying/sarcasm" Ninjago

Arin "I'm terrible at social cues" Ninjago

Arin "I tried to be excited about my special interest but no one was listening so I kinda faded out of the conversation" Ninjago

Arin "People praised me for being naturally good at the beginning but now they talk about my 'wasted potential' " Ninjago

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Hi guys it’s Jalluzas from the future and the first dragons rising season 3 clip was released today and it was very fucking cool because it consists of Zane ripping his top off and revealing his grandolous zitties because fan service but also he begins taking enemies down by shooting LASERS from them. Oh and also Rogue and Kai are having a violent make out sesh in the background. It’s was rough tho like damn calm down you guys. this season really is gonna be dark yall were not lying.

Edit: this was supposed to be so I could manifest it to happen tomorrow but I have come to the senses that if they release a clip they’ll release it on Friday but like I literally don’t even specify so let’s all pretend I mean it for Friday and when it releases on Friday we will all say thank you Jalluzas because I never fail at my predictions trust me bro

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

with the fact that The Administration is canonically part of the realm of madness, it makes me wonder if Jay didn’t lose his memories in the actual merge. what if, after the merge, The Administration found him. what if, Jay, being SMART because he is smart, he just acts like a dumbass, decided to stay there because The Administration collects and captures and is essentially the center of all bureaucracy. what if Jay figured that would be the perfect place to try and find everyone, using The Administration’s VERY expansive system? Zane really was captured by The Administration, so it’s not a ridiculous thought. but…The Administration is part of the realm of madness. maybe Jay’s memories left him slowly. maybe one day, he couldn’t quite picture the monastery. the next, the bounty. the memories of their missions, slowly dying away, leaving him only with odd feelings anytime someone mentioned a wish or the sea. maybe one day he woke up and just…forgot. the realm of madness, taking another person.