midariikishimasmilkshake

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This is beautiful

bc of a funny indirect whdjehfj

idk

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oukayyyy

i love physical affection so much. just pull me close and tease me w ur hands up my shirt and kiss me like u cant get enough of me i will b in heaven

😭😭

He's been spending way too much time around Chiaki.

That’s so awesome hat Binky has so many kitty friends! It’s so silly, my cat is also named Primus!!

Does Binky have any friends or family members?

I bounce between Eva's (my gf) house and college every week. At Eva's, Binky has four friends: Juno, Apollo, Ashe, and Skye. At school, however, Binky's bestest friend in the entire world is my roommate's/best friend's cat, Primus! Here's a picture of them cuddling from last night!

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When last seen (in the anime), skk were going back inside the prison, presumably to get Sigma out (Dazai made him a promise + info he got out of Fyodor)

Now, there's no way Dazai is carrying Sigma, not with his injuries, and especially not when Chuuya is right there to do it for him.

This being said, here are my suggestions:

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

VEGETA’S SERENADE

(Day 69 of a Dan pic/lyric whenever I remember)

{MY FAVOURITE STARBOMB SONG FOR DAY 69 WOOO🩵💛🩷}

“I figured I'd distract you with the salad bar! I had to wait until the reception. I asked Goten to run interception, then I felt my hate for Kakarot explode.”

- Vegeta’s Serenade, The Tryforce

(Special Arin appreciation bc he SLAYED that song💖)

What do you mean the irl Edogawa Ranpo was gay. What do you mean he traveled with his boyfriend researching the history of homosexuality in Japan. What do you mean they had a competition on who could find the most books about gay sex. WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

I recite the entirety of this in my head when I’m bored.

Yo, listen up! We're talkin' bout Dark Souls.

Hardest fuckin' game in the world. (Baby)

Yo, I just finished this game

Far from tame it puts the rest to shame

It's the hardest motherfucker that I ever defamed

Dark Souls shake me up when I remember its name

Hey bro, I heard you also beat Dark Souls cold

Fuck no, (What?) I couldn't even clear the tutorial

This shit is like a thousand sharks bitin' my nuts

It's the spiky dick of Satan all up in my guts

Yeah listen, I also had a horrible time

Turned my penis to slime and pooped my pants at a random time

Ended up convulsing on the floor having seizure after seizure

'Til my body couldn't take more

I've died 8000 times (Yeah!)

I've lost my friggin' mind (Come on!)

This game's impossible to beat within the span of one man's life (Hell yeah!)

Coincidentally, brain damaged mentally

Caved my fuckin' skull in with my cat accidentally

Is he dead?

Fuck yeah, never stood a chance even

Wanted Cuddles locked in battle with the fuckin' Capra Demon

Shit fuck yeah my tits exploded from that boss

So did mine

Chest is drippin' with somethin I'm callin' titty sauce

Beat my dad up 'cause I was mad as fuck

Lost your souls?

And now I lost my dad 'cause he's dead

But I was really mad so you can understand

Of course man! Had surgery for broken bones in my hand

From punching every single person that I met in the adrenal gland

Every try's the same

The hate flows through my veins

I've had enough, I'm giving up

Please jam this fork in my brain (Yo that hurts!)

My spirit's filled with dread

I envy the dead

I'd rather fight ten starving lions with meat stapled to my head

Got so mad from playing Dark Souls

So I stole unmarked gold

Melted down to fucking lava that I drank so I could fart gold

Ended up having to eat charcoal

Giving me some very sharp pain in my butthole

Fucked a cow, 'cause I couldn't figure out how

It was possible to beat motherfuckin' Ornstein and Smough

That's nothing, built a time machine

Walked inside

Traveled back in time

Took a dump inside Caesar's eye

Dark Souls fucked me up so much that I died

I resurrected back to life and then I started to cry

Then I realized that I really don't know why

We keep letting this game fuckin' antagonize

Then I ripped out my eyes

So as to compromise

I will never let Dark Souls traumatize

And control my life

Made me divorce my wife

Hey, the new DLC came out!

Oh dude fuck nice!

(Day 66 of “Daily” Dan pic/lyrics)

“I've died 8000 times. I've lost my friggin' mind, this game's impossible to beat within the span of one man's life. Coincidentally, brain damaged mentally, caved my fuckin' skull in with my cat (accidentally).”

- Hardest Fucking Game in the World, The Tryforce

A Beautiful Character from Family Guy

save a horse

save a horse

i love death note

(Day 61 of a Dan pic/lyric whenever I remember)

{STARBOMB TIME BABYYY🩷🩵💛}

“Ninja Sex Party and Kirby, Egoraptor, getting dirty. You got six inches, we got thirty… each, motherfucker! It's time to turn down all the lights, make sure the mood is right cause we are slamming Kirby tonight!”

- Kirby’s Adventures in Reamland, Starbomb

nikolai stealing fyodors hand is so servant nagito coded

Sorry if I "Rejected your friendship", You Probably didn't like Family Guy.....

do you respect the us military?

No But I respect Joe and Kevin Swanson

Sigma’s been alive for 3 years and only knows anxiety

I made a thing:

Dazai's eng va said bsd would be over sooner if ranpo was given a gun so

Nikolai Gogol from the hit anime Bungou Stray Dogs meets the Tumblr version of human Bill Cipher from the hit series Gravity Falls What will happen Oh No

I should not have to pay to see either

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

Real

it's always "i love you" but never "our fate will not end in a place like this. because you and i are destined to-" *gets shot*

why do we have to go to school for six years for a nursing degree when nurse sharks get the job without any credentials

Oh! That’s an easy one! So basically nurse shar

The “for once” is so fucking funny.

Sigma has known Dazai 5 minutes and in his mind that’s 5 minutes too long.

happy miku day

Me every time a minor inconvenience occurs