Mikeyswifie - Major Slut For Smut

#kittycatresort

GRAHHHH

I'm sorry, but Steve, offering his hand and then making a face like "op- no you're gonna-- alright, you're gonna pet me anyways, mess up the hair, ok"

And Eddie, just fuckiNG LOOKING UP AT HER LIKE A GOOD BOY with a twinkle in his eye after like "ok 😳🥺"

I VOLUNTEER😫😫😩😩

So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:

Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.

Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.

Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.

Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.

Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.

Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.

Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.

Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!

RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡

Like say no more 😩

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

The Thousand Sunny in film: RED

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEDRO PASCAL April 2ND 1975 (IN/SP)