BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HICKEY
...Looks like Naomi's gotta go reset the brainwashing screwdriver again.
I'm almost positive someone has done this before (and loads better), but it's all I could think about during my recent Ignore-Reality-And-Watch-TV-Season 8 rewatch. To be fair, there are so many K-words. Cas could easily get confused with so many Deans around.
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THE COMPLETE LACK OF ANY SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN JIMMY NOVAK AND DEAN IS SO FUNNY
Alexa play Gay Dean
dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"
everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity
These lil guys are my safe space
I promised @thetiredstuff I would make a fic rec post with AU fics that I really like, so that’s what this list is about :)
Disclaimer: I usually read a lot of strangers to lovers or enemies to lovers, with a few established relationships sprinkled in; friends to lovers not that much but it does happen. My favorite tropes are misunderstandings, secrets, or secret identity, curses, and anything that can lead to complications and Dean and Cas being idiots. I read every AU genre ranging from high fantasy to more toned down realism, and also every mood. So you might find MCD, whump and other really heavy stuff next to fluff and and super cute recs. I like to mix it up xD So if something not your business or might trigger you, read the tags of the fic first. That’s all <3 Also, this cointains no a/b/o recs!
A Ghost Story by emmbrancsxx0
An Act of Fate by Fandom_Stuff
And This, Your Living Kiss by opal_bullets
Azzuro by FriendofCarlotta
Angel’s Wild by riseofthefallenone (edit: I just remembered there might be something like a heat (???) but it’s definitely not a/b/o in any of the other ways. It has been a while since I’ve read it so my memory is vague, sorry)
Bold Will Hold by DarcyDelaney
Burden by riseofthefallenone
Castle on a Cloud by whelvenwings
Cursed or Not by Ltleflrt
Dark Side of the Moon by imogenbynight
Darkness Round the Sun by Castielslostwings
Do Vampires Dream of Undead Sheep? by butterflyslinky
Evangelist by embrancsxx0
Everyone’s a Critic by Englandwouldfall
Hold Your Breath by camwelgrace
Holding on to Tomorrow by s7jacket
Lipstick by Soupernabturel (my advice is to read both parts because the 1st is really heavy, especially if you’re trans, and the 2nd part is the happy ending and healing)
Living in Agony by ChasingRabbits
Meamorphosis by potatofriends
Missing Our Same Old Us by noxsoulmate
Ninety One Wiskey by komodobits
On the Soul by seasidemeow
Pizza Cats & Rainbow Flags by FriendofCarlotta
Raise the Black by emmbrancsxx0
Silver and Cold by superhoney
Song of the Sea by Faster_Than_the_Speed_of_Sound
The Breath Of All Things by KismetJeska
The Closest Thing We Have To Magic by EllenOfOz & Trenchcoatbaby
The Cost of Falling by JinxedAmbitions
The Graveyard Shift by riseofthefallenone
The Heart of a Lonely Hunter by RogueTranslator
The Horse-King by opal_bullets
The Leap by FriendofCarlotta
The Walk by Perephoneshadow
To Raise A King by riseofthefallenone
Unmasked by elliespark
Vagabonds by chevrolangels