i hear drums in the distance
i need a catastrophe to go down its been too much fluff out here.
i meant it in the sense where i feel like sumn BAD is on the horizon
nevertheless i aint complaining ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
i need a catastrophe to go down its been too much fluff out here.
i need the catastrophe to go down its been too much fluff out here.
sam laying in the grass somewhere and darlin just doing a fucking handstand over him.
if i see one more of those "confessions" istg amma just
DO YALL NOT UNDERSTAND???
IF. YOU. DONT. LIKE. IT. THEN. SHUT THE FRICK UPP
NONES HOLDING YOU AT GUNPOINT TO INTERACT OR SAY THESE THINGS
OR EVEN BETTER, LISTEN TO IT
AHHHHHH AM GOING INSANE THESE BITCHES REALLY LOVE TO HATE BUT HATE TO LOVEEE
THE CHANNEL IS LITERALLY HELD BY A ONE MAN ARMY
EVEN THAT ERIK STILL MANAGES TO DELIVER BANGERS
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
SO HOW ABOUT WE HIGHLIGHT THAT INSTEAD OF BITCH AND COMPLAIN YEAH???!
man that felt good to let out hehe excoose me
elaborate please cus like Dafuq
NOOOO NOOOO
MY POST CALLED THE WRONG KIND OF REDACTED FANS NOOOO STOP ASKING ABOUT STRAIGHT DAVID STOP SAYING SLIRS ABOUT POC LISTENERS STOP CLOWNING ON POC HEADCANNONS OH MY GOD NOOOOOO STOP THE RACIST/ BIGOTED PART OF THE REDACTED FANDOM HAVE FOUND ME. THEY SUNK THEIR CALWS ON MY BLOG AND ARE PULLING ME DOWN NOOOO
REMEMBER MEEEEEEE
THE VOICES THE FUCKING VOIIICEEEES
"you would you crazy incredible thing you"
Samuel the man that you are :3
their job is to look hot all day
guys real question is darlin unemployed I have no idea wtf they do
the new Sam audio got me thinking so much
the fact that he reached out to his old director, and she recognized him says a lot about Sam...
He must have been so good at his heeling that he stood out from his peers, like he even mentions that he won't be the "star pupil" anymore when he decides to get back to heeling at the academy
It would be so cool if we got an audio where both Sam and the director meet up again after that long
and also the relationship dynamic btw darlin and Sam feels so nice and domestic its sooo cute AHHHH :3
check up on ur friends today, cus mine dont so am here to remind u to < 3
trust me they might really need it.
check up on ur friends today, cus mine dont so am here to remind u to < 3
trust me they might really need it.
THANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME NUM NUM NUM
a lot of this was supposed to be posted for redacted kinktober but. college got in the way. i’m ovulating let me have this. it’s very long OOPS WHO LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE.
NSFW LMAO
lasko has a puppy kink. he likes being told he’s a good boy and craves to be of service to dear. would do anything to please them and do it well; it’s what turns him on the most. leash and collar. god, he’d lick the fucking dirt from their shoes if it made them smile down at him. yeah perhaps him and ash could bond over this. the difference between them though is that during those moments, lasko will never goof off or make jokes meanwhile ash is a bit of a brat. lasko would never disobey dear, but ash likes to push baabe’s buttons so that they “force” him into submission.
milo uses “good girl/good boy/good pet” hnnnngghh. as well as “pretty girl/pretty boy/pretty thing” oh my god. he’s so good at praise.
milo is usually pretty physically rough with it, going fast and deep, but you wouldn’t know that if you were just listening to his voice. sometimes while he’s absolutely fucking sweetheart’s brains out, he’s right in their ear speaking so softly and encouragingly with soooo much praise. “that’s right baby, ‘m i doin’ it right?” when he KNOWS he’s doing it right, he just wants to hear their confirmation. “yeah, lemme touch you, you like that? tell me you like that.” he looooves making sweetheart tell him how they’re feeling, and when they inevitably confirm that it feels good, he nods and doubles down. he craves good feedback, it’s his praise kink. “awwww i know it feels good baby, ‘m gonna make it feel even better.” it’s not condescending, it’s confidence. he knows what he’s good at, and he wants to get better. he’s a huge pleaser.
this is self indulgent if you aren’t into daddy kinks don’t read this one lmao. but daddy milo is soooo real to me. “was that too much? aw ‘m sorry baby, daddy’ll make it feel better. shh shh it’s okay, daddy’s sorry…” OUUUGGHHHH. “daddy wants what you want baby, tell‘im what you want. c’mon, be good and use your words, daddy wants to hear you,” i can’t do this anymore RELEASEEE MEEEEEEE. milo does it tastefully okay he’s not one of the weird ones TRUST ME.
milo who subs occasionally. to put a number on it, about 10% of the time. it may not be his natural default, but when the time is right, it’s so right. it happens one of two ways: either milo had a really rough, tiring day and needs to be coaxed into being cared for, or his sweetheart had been relentlessly teasing him. he’s such a brat at first, rejecting every dominant advance from sweetheart with a performative cocky demeanor, but it breaks down quickly enough when they touch him in the right places.
porter is such a masochist, but not in a traditionally submissive way. god, he loves when treasure slaps his face, yanks his hair, and scratches his back deeply on purpose. he likes being choked a little sometimes as well. but when all of these things are enacted on him, he smiles. he’s got a cocky grin and he’s nodding emphatically, his hips pistoning, almost twitching, even if he’s not inside of treasure. he’s groaning and his eyes are rolling back, but he’s not submitting. he’s daring them to do more, knowing that the only one whose limits being tested are theirs: how much are they able to take of porter when he’s losing himself to the pain? the more intense the pain, the harder he fucks treasure. basically porter is saying without saying, “the more you hurt me, the more i’ll pleasure you.” treasure essentially controls their own pleasure through him; if they want him to go faster, they dig their nails into his back or his scalp or his hips. and as soon as they let go, he lets out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding and eases back down to a slower pace. and porter knows what they’re doing. he likes it. he likes that they have that level of control over him, but he’s absolutely not a whimpering mess like lasko.
david does not like using toys or bondage material. that’s his job. he’s very animalistic in the sense that he does not want anything, even objects, interfering with his time with his mate. he’s the type to get jealous of a vibrator or any sex toy. not because he’s worried about it doing a better job than him, but because it was the thing pleasuring his mate and not him. if his angel is in the mood, he wants to know so he can take care of it. an unspoken rule in the shaw house is that neither of them are allowed to touch themselves. david sticks to this rule through and through, but if angel is caught in the action, the punishment is pretty intense, meaning overstimulation. david is usually quite rough and is already a lot to take even when he’s going slow, so him when he’s angry can be… a lot. he’s got angel on their tummy in the prone bone position and is absolutely laying into them, growling in their ear with genuine irritation. “you should’ve told me… why didn’t you tell me? is this not cutting it for you? you had enough of this cock? i thought you liked it. thought you liked being full of me, not a piece of fucking plastic.” yeah he’s angy. and he’s not being mean to them, he just wants to prove to them and remind them how good he makes them feel. they shouldn’t want anything else. and when angel does it because they think david is too busy for them? yeah he would stay up during all hours of the night to prove them wrong. “how do you think like that, hm? you think i’d put work above this? god angel, i do everything to come home to you, give my time to you. you don’t get that? let me keep showin’ you….”
azmidi who literally nuts on a lot of phone call role plays with sweetie (it’s canon yall hear the way his breath shakes all the time). just hearing their pretty voice, god he feels his pants getting tighter (if he wears those lol). he demands they tell him about their day even though they know he knows exactly how their day went. it feeds into that delicious fear of stalking, the idea that their every movement is being tracked and scrutinized and constantly mulled over. he wants to listen to them talk while he palms himself, nodding along with their version of events, happy that they’re being obedient and not lying to him. he doesn’t have to take himself out of his pants, though he likes to most times. he can come without that, just dry humping into his hand and pressing the phone to his ear, letting out the occasional moan. he knows sweetie can hear him, and if they show signs of getting flustered, it only makes him harder. “you know what you’re doing to me, right? you—you know… oh god…. hey, don’t stop. don’t stop talking. you’ve been doing such a good job, sweetie. let me hear you.”
william “eye contact” solaire. hngggnhnnhg. let’s imagine he’s got a long term partner, right? he is suuuuuuch a gentle lover. he’s not about rough sex very much, he’s too sophisticated lol. no, the actual reason he isn’t too keen on rough sex is because to him, his lover is a deity; an angel that walks the earth, the image of divine perfection. he isn’t going to treat them like a ragdoll, he worships the air they breathe for gods sake. he doesn’t see himself nearly worthy enough to be their companion, their equal. he gives them everything and then apologizes because it just isn’t enough. when he gave them their crown? “i hope you like it. the jewels are the finest i could find of course, for you. i—i perhaps could have gotten larger ones… i apologize. oh, but the weight may be a bit much for your neck… oh dear.” yeah this man is rich but he fucking won’t be if his partner doesn’t stop him from spoiling them. but i’m ranting, this is supposed to be about sex lmfao please ask me to make a post ab william i will do it so fast. this aspect of himself shows especially when he and his partner are intimate. he’s on his knees a lot of the time, staring up at his lover with worshipful reverence. he pleads in his soft spoken voice, his eyes fluttering shut as they put their hand on his cheek. “my love, what would you have me do for you? ask me anything.” and he means anything.
You
tomorrow i ovulate its about to get nasty
THE YEARNING IS INSANE, IDK HOW LONG I CAN KEEP GOING WITHOUT MY WIFE
“you’re not my guard dog”
“legally, I am”
JABJZSBFDGHJBD I LOVE THIS
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THIS IS GENIUS TOTALLY SEE THIS AS A THING
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He literally has like a history of forgetting the lore he set up himself its kinda funny we're all use to it, not that big of a deal tho
but can you really blame these two they're just two idiot immensly in love :p
relistening to sam’s hbs audio and i can’t help from thinking
did erik not listen to the audio he referenced before writing the script? sam’s second video, the one where he comes over and heals them??
when talking about darlin making the first move, it’s phrased as darlin calling him after getting beat up and asking him to come over and heal them.
THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
sam called them and said “hey sorry to call you out of the blue but i’ve got new info on quinn”, noticed their voice was strained, and when he found out why insisted on coming over to help them.
he literally said “what exactly did you plan on doing if i hadn’t called when i did?”
THEY DIDNT CALL HIM. THEY DIDNT MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO SAMS HBS I CANT STOP THINKING ABT IT BECAUSE ITS MADE INTO A BIG THING BUT ITS NOT TRUEEEEE
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yk what HEWL YEAH
i LOVE eating ANIMALS ❤️
healer so he has an excuse to touch my body, yes.
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hmmm telepath sounds more intriguing
i dont want him to be a vamp even in this AU
Also yeah maybe unempowered
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BOOOM SHAKALAKAAA YES GAWDDD THIS IS GOOD
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hmmmm there's alot to unfold here
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I need this gap year to end faster than I can end my life thank yew
i neeeed to know whats going on in this diva's head i neeeeed
sry guys i ate hush and he‘s in my belly. no more hush audios from now on 😕
confession I took time listening to lasko because his stuttering grated at my ears. It had been the whimpering that sold him to me
"Show me your scars" he said.
"But why?" I asked
"I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn't there" he whispered.
me 2 years ago discovering redacted audio