Every* Type Of Mecha

stage 3 dialogue is so freaking funny

Quak

So new touhou huh

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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You know, when I first heard about an order of nuns who hunted succubi, I thought I'd be in danger, but honestly I'm thriving. I don't even need to hunt for prey anymore, I just show up in a village and within a day I've got a virtuous maiden offering herself up. Sure, they have to pretend like they're going to fight me off first, but their hearts are never in it and it always ends with them saying things like "leave this village alone, take me instead!" It's adorable, really. The way they tremble and whimper, you'd almost believe it was a noble sacrifice they were making, and not what they hoped for all along.

Cherry blossoms are gay

Cherry blossom affini are by default gayer

Prove me wrong (you can’t)

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

Ok, the things I’ve heard about this fandom being a cognitohazard for trans women are not wrong. I’ve woken up the past few days imagining vines curling over my thighs and I’ve already changed the reminder on my phone for my HRT to ‘Take your Xenodrugs.’ What is HAPPENING to me??? How was it so easy???