You can't even deliver interesting final words to a great enemy any more because they'll just act like you're flirting.
I got the upper hand against a corrupted-noblewoman-turned-dark-mage the other week and before I ended her I said, "It was always my destiny to strike you down."
And she giggles before going, "Really? Me?"
I rolled my eyes and apparently that was the split second she needed to teleport away, which is just ridiculous when you think about it.
I'm sure I'll defeat her again, but in the meantime she keeps sending me love letters laced with powdered poisons and, honestly, it's starting to make me a little uncomfortable.
I can't keep having my rivalries against evil go like this.
Guild Engineer
locked in
trans girls see the most terrifying alien invasion story about imperialist plant monsters from outer space who cannot be defeated and will mind control you into wanting to be a perfect little pet with no ability to alter its situation if you even lift a finger agains them and go "haha plampt"
My oil painting of an Uncrustable
Ok, the things I’ve heard about this fandom being a cognitohazard for trans women are not wrong. I’ve woken up the past few days imagining vines curling over my thighs and I’ve already changed the reminder on my phone for my HRT to ‘Take your Xenodrugs.’ What is HAPPENING to me??? How was it so easy???
inspired by a friend misspeaking
me: I will do things when I am less tired
me: *never becomes less tired*
me: oh no
liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny
So new touhou huh
I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court