I Love That Idea!!! It Would Be So Cute, Everybody Thinking The 3 Of Them Are Actual Siblings😭💕

“So, babysitting?”

Alberu follows after the delinquent. From the record the vice-principal gave him access to, Cale frequently drinks alcohol, he often gets himself into a lot of fights, and he barely passed his classes at the end of the grading period. The teachers never call on him in class, girls and boys avoid him alike, and he is- supposedly- completely intolerable.

Which is why Alberu Crossman, who’s only a little older yet infinitely more mature has been assigned by the principal (his father) to get the troublemaker under thumb. Cale's father is quite wealthy, actually, and since there isn't much known about the successor to the Henituse family... it'd be bad if he had to be expelled.

Cale scowled. “Yes, babysitting, your highness. Please, leave if you must,” He jeers at Alberu, but internally he thinks, 'No, really. Please leave.' Otherwise, he might get caught in the act.

Of not actually being Cale.

Roksu aims a sour expression at Alberu, who returns it with a more flowery one. Acting as his twin for the day had been easy enough, mainly because being trash is great!- until Alberu Crossman strolled into his lunch period and introduced himself.

He is even following him out of the school to his job. Well, this job is Roksu’s and not Cale’s, but because he can’t ditch work nor can he get glib-tongued Alberu off his tail-

Well shit.

Thankfully, the kids call him hyung. Except Raon, who calls him human. Hopefully Alberu doesn’t look into it too much. If everything goes right, Alberu Crossman will be Cale's problem to deal with tomorrow. As it should have been.

“I didn’t know you liked kids, Cale,” Alberu smiles charmingly, walking side by side with Roksu. “Can you introduce me?” Roksu struggles to not put on his own disarming smile out of spite, instead plastering on a classic Cale Sneer™. It fits on his face perfectly, like he’s playing a character in a play.

They enter the building and ‘Cale’ guides Alberu to a colorful playroom, decked out in toys and a fountain of running water as the centerpiece (A gift from his father, who is still upset that Roksu doesn't visit more often). There’s a tray of fruits and oatmeal on the small table in the corner of the room, except not a soul to be seen. Picking up a bowl of oatmeal and finding the ceramic to still be hot, Roksu almost smiles.

Alberu frowns. Where are the kids he's supposed to babysit?

Roksu tells the empty air, "Come on out."

Three children appear out of nowhere in front of them.

“Hyung!”

“Human! You’re back!”

“Hyung, nya.” On examines Alberu some more.

All of the kids had been revealed the moment that Roksu spoke, as Raon unveiled the invisibility on them.

Raon runs up and grabs Roksu’s hand, who places it on his head, rubbing the black hair comfortingly. “Mm.” Raon beams at the affection.

“Raon, On, Hong,” they each look up at him at the call of their names. “This is Alberu Crossman, he is doing a report on my trashy behavior. Don’t be rude."

All three children become hostile immediately. “He isn't trash!”

On observes Alberu with an intense glare. Raon shifts under Roksu’s hand, his deep blue eyes glinting with magic. Roksu positions him away from the older teen’s view. Raon grips onto Roksu’s pant leg with a vengeance. Hong stares openly, offensive.

Alberu smiles at them.

"I'm visiting with Cale Hyung for today, nice to meet you."

Hong gasps suddenly.

“He-!” On gives her brother a look, and he clamps his hands over his mouth. Alberu feels a deep curiosity, as if something isn’t quite as it seems.

Roksu sighs. It’s going to be a long hour.

At the midway point, Alberu has easily disarmed the children. They look fascinated at the magic he shows them, while Roksu can only rub a palm over Raon’s shoulder as a warning to keep his dragon magic under control. He's still just a child that wants to brag. Everything is going well.

Bang!

“Hey Roksu! How was-“ Cale bursts through the door, bright red hair equipped with a shit-eating grin, wearing clothes far less fancy than his usual. He tenses up, frozen in place when he spots Alberu on the floor, politely sitting "crisscross applesauce" with the children. Roksu narrows a withering glare at his twin.

“… Roksu?”

Alberu looks at ‘Cale,’ sitting next to him, the one he's spent the entire day with, who is trying to send what must be the real Cale into the sun with his eyes.

“Ha… ha?” Cale winces. Roksu wipes his expression from his face.

“Cale-hyung, run! That’s the human’s bad look!” Alberu’s eyes widen as he watches the confirmed real Cale bolt back into the hallway and out of the front door. Alberu whips his head back toward the stranger behind him, who is a perfect replica of the Cale who ran like Hell. Cale has an identical twin?? Since when? Why doesn't he go to school?

Roksu levels an emotionless gaze at Alberu. “Hello, your highness. Don’t mind me.”

Alberu can only watch in astonishment as this stranger walks out of the playroom, with a smooth and deadly gait as he hunts down his twin like a predator would to prey. He recalls the look 'Roksu' gave him and it sends a shiver down the principal’s son’s spine. That gaze held secrets.

Something about this stranger is even more interesting than the sudden appearance of a twin.

On walks up to him, sitting down in his lap and looking into his eyes. “Roksu-hyung will be back soon, nya!” Hong bounds over and sits next to his sister, grinning widely. Raon huffs and looks at the door. He wants his human to come back.

I’m reading Book 2, chapter 90, “Why are you there? (5)

And I’m just loving how pampered Cale is by the others. He’s so cute!🥰

Cale is looking for a place to sit. Toonka approached him and after hearing Cale’s reason, he breaks a bolder for Cale to sit! Cale is baffled because now the bolder is too sharp to sit, Sui Khan/LSH appears and cuts the sharp bolder like is tofu and now is perfect for Cale to sit. Then, Beacrox places 3 handkerchiefs on the boulder for Cale to sit, Cale grumbles but sits anyway. Then, Ron places a warm blanket over Cales shoulders so he doesn’t get cold. Choi Han stands behind him like a guard knight and Raon is happily sharing his thoughts with Cale! I love how much they fuss over him! He’s so baby girl coded! Meanwhile the Martial Artists are all scared out of their minds because Cale had recently used the Dominating Aura on them! And are looking at Cale who’s sitting comfortably like they might die at any moment if they offend Cale in any way!!🤣

The fact that all 3 children (On, Hong, and Raon) have a piggy bank but as far as I can remember haven’t actually used the money in it because Cale always ends up buying it for them (i.e in the Caro Kingdom, Vegas City). So at this point the piggy bank is just a collection of coins Cale has given them and I think that’s sweet💕🥲

Tcf part 2 chapter 404

Cale's voice is cheerful and excited. He was kicking his feet while riding on Eruhaben's back. And then he raised his hand leisurely and said hello.

Cale behaves so childishly and cutely with Eruhaben sometimes it's literally so heartwarming. He's kicking his feet while Goldie Gramps is giving him a piggyback ride stooop that's so precious!!!💕💕💕🥹🥹🥹

It’s really fun to see the difference between alcale’s affection. To me, Alver isn’t interested if it isn’t his Cale—the one he came to know and cherish—which sounds cruel, especially if you’re a sucker for things like “I will love you in every form/timeline,” …but why would Alver place that exclusive value on any other version when his is still right there? His eyes have always been set on the core rather than the shell. See; when he became the Dark Tiger and clocked his Cale in 20yo. KRS vs when things were settled and he was using the Dark Tiger form to communicate in the Temple wherein he simply dragged KRS, asked if WS resembled this face, and then put him back.

Meanwhile Cale trusts and supports Alver no matter what (refer to all the different ones he met during the stages of the Sealed God’s Temple Test). He isn’t hindered by thinking it’s just an illusionary Alver… he continues to be sincere. It isn’t something so basic like “I’ll help you when you’re in trouble,” but rather—“I wholly believe in all versions of you. I hope that you’ll be able to stand confidently in front of the world as yourself.” (because it’s you…)See; indignity test aaghhhhh.

Spoilers for Cales past and a ss of a few paragraphs of chapter 695

Cale hates when people sacrifice themselves. He hates when they push themselves too hard, especially for him.

Because that’s what happened with Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo, isn’t it?

Cale was supposed to die. They sacrificed themselves for him, and he lived, and now he gets visibly upset when people try to do things that are similar.

What does he think about when he sees people work themselves till they faint? It’s stupid. Not just because it’s not healthy, but because it’s sacrificial. He hates martyrs. He hates it when they’re his friends.

Cale has a weird complex, right? Sacrificing himself left and right, fainting, but not allowing anyone else to do the same? Hypocrite, right?

(Chapter 695)

This is weird, isn’t it? This complete lack of awareness is concerning! It’s almost as if he’s oblivious to the fact that he does the same thing all of the time!

To everyone else, yes, this situation with the crown Prince fainting after using all of his mana is a perfect parallel to Cale using his ancient powers too much and going into a coma.

But Cale doesn’t see his actions in the same light! He really isn’t trying to sacrifice himself 90% of the time! The collateral damage (fainting, bleeding, pain) is usually not part of his prediction, and if it is, it’s more than he expected.

His intentions and thoughts are always about keeping his friends safe, and he’s okay with coughing up a bit of blood to do that! Just a bit, maybe enough that it will look scary but it won’t hurt him in the long run and that’s okay.

If he faints? It wasn’t planned, so it’s not really sacrifice. Maybe a little but he’s selfish enough already, it’s the least he can do, honestly.

When Cale puts himself in danger it’s for selfish reasons. Self-declared selfishness, but that’s how he sees it.

Cale doesn’t sacrifice himself. Everything he does is because he chose to! He chose to. If it doesn’t hurt too bad, he doesn’t consider it as doing much at all. The level of pain he experiences in every situation is his way of determining how much he’s ‘accomplished against his will’ (sacrificed).

Not only that but there are circumstances he must be in to even consider it of consequence to other people. If it doesn’t happen while someone’s in danger, it doesn’t really matter, does it? He doesn’t understand why someone would be asking about his well-being. He doesn’t plan to let anything that happens affect his plans, so there’s no reason for them to worry.

If he’s not on a battlefield, all of the effort he puts in?

(ancient powers) (strengthening his friends) (being in pain and pushing through it) (planning and strategizing) (so, so much more)

It doesn’t count. He is familiar with meticulously and extensively optimizing his time, because as KRS, monsters attack indiscriminately. Being prepared and working hard to be strong is nothing when compared to the battle soon to come, therefore, it doesn’t count as “work.” It’s what is expected. It is the basic standard for what is required to survive.

Where everyone sees Cale working nonstop for weeks and months and years, it’s a normal weekend for him. Those days outside of battle don’t count. He worked like that for 15 years, so much stress is easy for him.

But- why doesn’t he recognize that he pushes himself until he faints? There’s a threshold that he passes where he faints, but he still keeps crossing it?

Well, because he’s the protagonist and- often, our only source of information for what happens in this world- narratively, he tends to stay awake and only faints when the battle is coming to a close, or has just closed. If the battle ends, his presence isn’t of vital importance, so it’s fine if he was unconscious for a little bit. Other times it’s involuntary and a result of his body’s terrible condition or outside forces.

He doesn’t recognize his fainting as sacrificial because as long as the battle ends on a good note and he’s still able to think and plan relatively soon after he wakes up, he hasn’t sacrificed much other than time. He also has Vitality of the Heart, which lets him feel rejuvenated after a ‘nap.’

You see, Cale Henituse is interesting. He doesn’t know how to distinguish being selfish and selfless because being selfless is, in itself, an act of selfishness. When Cale (from the perspective of his friends) ruins his health and runs from battle to battle without resting or thinking about his friends concern— it’s pretty selfish of him.

While everyone else considers him selfless, he thinks of himself as doing the “obvious” amount of work and being selfish too. That much work is expected of him, so it isn’t selfless. It’s all for his own gain, because when everything is over, he’ll be the one going away to slack off in a forest. Ha!He’s seven steps ahead of everyone (and on the verge of collapse).

How trashy.

So to answer the question? Cale doesn’t notice his own sacrifices because he feels that:

1) his intentions remain solely selfish, so fainting and coughing up blood is just something he needs to do to get closer towards his goal.

2) anything that occurs outside of battle does not count as sacrifice because it does not affect how his plans will pan out, and everything he does is just a normal amount of work for him.

3) fainting is not on his list of to-dos, it happens without his consent- constantly- and it is very annoying because it’s an unpredictable variable, but thankfully it happens when the battle is almost over/already over so it’s not really fainting. It’s like taking a nap! Involuntarily, but at least it’s sort of convenient.

4) being overly selfless is selfish, and selfish = bad, so Cale is a Bad Person and Complete Trash. Look at Cale, selfishly wanting his friends and his homeland to be safe so that he can retire. Bastard!

So, turns out his inability to realize the irony of his statements is because of the traumatizing 16 years of mental conditioning where pushing himself over the edge is normal and expected, spurred on by his socially isolated past that led to a lack of empathy and emotional awareness, and his two closest friends sacrificing themselves for him after his ability couldn’t predict the situation accurately enough.

Wow, it was the trauma all along…

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^^^ my attempts at fish

Anyway, here is a compilation of my favorite Cale moments :D find it under the cut :3 they’re angsty :v spoilers ofc

Chapter 258 ^

Chapter 259 ^

Chapter 303 ^

Chapter 420 ^

Chapter 560 ^

Chapter 584 ^

Chapter 656 ^

Forest of red flags

After the last chapter I have to say this. From the beginning of part 2, Cale should have sat down and seriously thought about what he was trying to do. First red flag, getting divine artifact from GoD, which allows you to travel between worlds. You have a diary that talks about variables. Did you forget what it said?! There's a reason why single lifers or Immortals are sent. Let me remind you, you're human, there will be consequences.

The second red flag, taking the temple of the God you have sealed. It's a really great idea to have temples for the future.

Another red flag is conversations with Gods. No one normally has a conversation where they see the appearance of a God, and you've met 4 Gods plus you saw God of Protection from the distance. On top of that you have normal conversations, behaving disrespectfully towards them. In addition, one of the Gods asked him if he wanted to become a God himself, another demanded that he become one, and another warned him of the possibility that Cale would replace him.

And another flag is the fact that two of the previous owners of the ancient powers are Gods. Additionally, his Dominating Aura can even rival God, and he has said more than once that his aura is equal to God. Later, DA even managed to copy the power of an ancient God. While we're on the subject of Dominating Aura, it's worth mentioning another crazy power, Sky Eating Water. During the fight with the dragon, SEW decided to imitate the chains that God Of War put on her. While they were helping the World Tree, the Sky Eating Water destroyed the chains that were created by God. Later, DA and SEW worked together to absorb the power of the Saint of the God of Chaos. On top of that, all your powers want to fight the Gods!

Another red flag, Cale officially has a Church and probably with a large numer of the followers, since they used old temples that worshipped dragons.

Another flag, talking about divine artifact like it's no big deal, even mentioning creating your own divine artifact.

Another flag is a conversation between him and Aurora, where she mentioned a way to become a God. He should realize how many criteria he meets.

Another flag, Cale wants to gain all the abilities from the scrolls, power belonging to a God, powers even a Saint doesn't have.

And what did he decide to do now?! Visit the Demon Realm, along with Clopeh dressed in a priest outfit. Create a festival and use the power belonging to the God of Chaos to save Choi Jung Gun.

How many more red flags do you need before you realize it's too late?!

[TCF Spoiler of the week]

I love how Cale casually steals a power of one of the Ancient Gods and conducts a divine purification ritual like WITH CLOPEH LITERALLY DRESSED UP AS HIS PRIEST BESIDE HIM and this dumb mf still thinks he's going to be able to hide all of this and peacefully retire after they finish dealing with the Hunters

Like, Cale. Honey. You are so. So dumb.

Spoiler alert!

TCF Part 2 Chapter 419

The God of Death looked at Cale. "The reason I called you here is to tell you about the First Wanderer. You're not interested in hearing about the affairs of the gods anyway, right?" "Yes. Correct." Cale genuinely had no intention or ability to get involved in the fight between the gods. 'I'll have to be crazy to fight a god, right?' In a fight between whales, the shrimp's back gets broken. "Hehehe. I knew it." The God of Death continued speaking, laughing as if he found it amusing.

🚩🚩🚩 Cale planted another flag. 🤣🤣🤣

Uh, Cale... Have you forgotten that DA wants to make the gods bow to him? Or that SEW wants to fight GoW? Or that you once "fought" the God of Despair by sealing him in GoD's book via Embrace? Yeah, good luck avoiding fighting a god. 😂😂😂

The crown hosts a ball. Of course all noble households in the Roan kingdom are present. Same goes for the Duke's House of Henituse as well.

Cale, who had separated himself from the rest of his family members to go to a corner and enjoy the desserts with the invisible Raon and had kept his Dominating Aura activated to keep the annoyances away, is approached by his youngest sibling.

Lily, being the brave knight she is, asks her eldest brother for a dance. Cale, who already feels guilty for being as absent from her life as he is and not being a proper older brother for her, accepts it for her sake. He needs to do at least this much for her as an older brother.

There is, however, one tiny problem.

Cale, no, Kim Roksoo doesn't know how to dance. The original Cale Henituse was so invested in his act of being a trash that he never bothered to learn it, so currently Cale had no muscle memory to rely on either.

Lily, who kind of predicted this when she approached him, ends up leading the dance. It's truly an unexpected sight to see Cale Henituse dancing a waltz in the middle of the ballroom. The Commander, who was often seen bleeding out on the battlefield as he fought in the forefront, elegantly moving his body to the flow of the music was truly captivating.

Basen Henituse has never been so jealous of his little sister seven years his junior. Neither has he ever felt so remorseful of being born a man. He wishes he could share a waltz with his elder brother too.

Cale, the magnanimous brother as he is, readily agrees to dance with him. When they're off the floor, Basen makes a victory fist as soon as nobody is watching.

Duchess Violan hesitates at first. But then she decides she should join in on the fun too. Thus, for the first time ever, she shares a waltz with her step son. Something she only used to do with her husband and son, Basen, in the past. She never expected there would come a day when it would be possible for her to dance with Cale. However, as it seemed, today was the day.

Deruth is much too overwhelmed at being reminded of Jour to ask Cale for a dance. He's just happy watching the others enjoy themselves.

The thing that Lily started, what was continued by Basen and Violan, naturally everyone wanted to be a part of it. Not everyone was lucky enough though. Cale accepted their requests for a dance because they were his family. As for the rest of the people present in this ballroom? He could care less.

He does end up sharing a dance with Amiru Ubarr and Rosalyn though, people who were good at leading the dance for the inexperienced him.

Once he returns from the ball, the children demand he dance with them. Raon, who watched his dance at the ball, tries to imitate his partners leading Cale through the dance. On and Hong are quick to learn as they watch before each following suit one after another.

It was the night the Black Castle shone the brightest and illuminated the Forest of Darkness to the point the name had never felt less fitting as it did that day.

Bonus:

Taking a leaf out of Basen's book, Alberu asks his precious dongsaeng for a dance. Cale is disgusted and flabbergasted but also plays along.

"dongsaeng, are you purposefully trying to step on my feet?"

"hyung-nim must know I never learned to dance, so it's expected."

"you didn't step on anyone else's feet though?"

"maybe they were just better at leading the dance than you are."

Alberu, baffled, "cheeky brat."

"the brat is older than yourself, hyung-nim."

"ha!" Alberu is in disbelief. "Well, i guess I should assign a dance instructor to my beloved dongsaeng then."

The dance ends and Cale whispers to him before walking away "sure. Send him to the Black Castle." Knowing it's near impossible for anyone to withstand the presence of the individuals residing there.

The next day, Tasha is at the Black Castle.

"My nephew asked me to teach the young master how to waltz. I was the one to teach that boy, so you can rest assured!"

Cale feels like he lost for the first time in a while.