Mintisamyth - Just Here For My Funky Little Dudes Man

me: march has no holidays

me after tumblr: YESSS STAB THAT DICTATOR

it's crispy eve

my new years resolution is to bite my friends more often so they know that I love them

My irl friend turned to me randomly the other day and started yapping about their Tumblr.

I have never once brought up Tumblr to them. I feel stereotyped. :(

Then I dug myself a worse hole by admitting I know the kind of scenarios they make.

I can never keep secrets from them, I get so called out.

I was in a conversation with someone who angrily told me, "I hope you wake up in a world full of windows that only open to let in dirt and stone." I was hit with the inexplicable knowledge that I had just been told to go to Gnome Hell.

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

physically vibrating with the urge to make a really dumb drawing to cope with the obey me news

is this how my friend felt when mcr broke up

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

fuck yeah, halogens

Plz rb if you vote